Chase: whatcha think, Marv? Left or right Twix?
Marvin: Chase, you know there's no difference between a left and right Twix. >:(
Jackie: OOH, I FUCKING LOVE TWIX!! I have left, right, up and down, and diagonal Twix!!! :D
Chase: What the hell is a diagonal Twix??
Marvin: ..Yeah, Jackie, what's that?
Jackie: it's like Twix, but diagonal!? Duh
Chase: But how does that work? It doesn't make any sense.
Schneep: Yeah, Jackie, I'm a bit confused...
JJ: I agree, I'm puzzled.
Jackie: ?!! I don't get what's so confusing, you guys.
Marvin, showing studies on his phone: Jackie, there's been scientific studies showing there's no difference between left and right Twix, so what could diagonal Twix even be??
Chase: yeah, that's super confusing dude- what makes it diagonal?
Chase: what does that MEAN??
Marvin: ....can you...show us a diagonal Twix?
Jackie: hmm...yeah I can do that!!!
Schneep: Well goddamn. That is one diagonal Twix.