#dialripped

[lheurist]

dialripped replied to your post “WHYS IT SO EASY FOR CHAOTIC RICHBOYS TO FIND JHEAN AND GIVE HIM FREE...”

WE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A ROMANCE PLOT FOR 3 YEARS YOU CANNOT MAKE IT 4

coward. coward. ccoward. c`

[ectobiologoof]

👀

send me 👀 and ill make a ‘callout’ for you!!

so uh. when are you and your friend going to start going out? he’s being so obvious, dude. even i can notice it.

you still kinda look like zayn, even if your upper lip exists. :/

[lheurist]

all texts uyo wanna

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[text] why do people get sick[text] if we were supposed to be great[text] like fucking. people[text] humans. [text] this doesn’t make sense it’s 4am. [text] w/e dude just why do bad things happen to kids

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[text] so you know i kinda have memory problems so have we ever like, made out bef

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[text] YOUR gay[text] you’re*[text] i know you’re straight shutup shh shut

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text] no dude i feel totally normal it’s like noon ?[text] why would i get drunk in the middle of the day lol ??

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[text] every day i look at dude’s dicks and i am kinda scared i’ll have a hard time feeling any sex way when i actually do sex. [text] (a *hard* time.) 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text] snzzzzz[text] just kidding. [text] i never sleep. 

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text] you’re GOLDEN !!![text] :D

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text] what was it like to die ? do you remember ?[text] sometimes i wonder how my patients feel, you know ?[text] i guess they didn’t get brutally slaughtered. [text] or dumped in a shitty river. 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text] denis ???? arcade 🔥🔥🔥 has a new song ????????????????[text] DENIS ?????????????

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[text] i have like no friends.[text] idk do you even count you just found me cause i get head aches [text] i have one friend and it was an accident.

[lheurist]

dialripped replied to your post: dialripped replied to your post: ...

smash my fucking head in

my kink is murder. im a troll muse on tumblr dot com

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dialripped liked your post “JD at the TMG concert yesterday went absolutely WILD when he saw this...”

get off my blog denis

[symphonemonies]

dialripped replied to your post: dialripped replied to your post “kay i’m starting...

It’s the most French thing that came to mind. Raw meat too.

the french are rlly out here plating up salmonella, huh.

[symphonemonies]

dialripped replied to your post “kay i’m starting another patented Nadia Dashboard Poll™: what’s for...”

Tartare aller-retour.

so i looked this up and it had me 100% until i saw a recipe call for a raw egg yolk?

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dialripped replied to your post: horse mythology

Upvote.

horse god thor(se)