tender love's caught an easy ray

jean ✈ m ✈ 28 i do this in my spare time, for some reason.

[lheurist]

water: it tastes of fuck all. 

[lheurist]

hi everone. i’m. uh. ??????

[teuer]

we out here

sunking dinck

[teuer]

i said

WE

OUT 

HERE

[dialripped]

Hi reddit, my wife left me.

[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

[lheurist]

HORNY... for love. 

[lheurist]

I GOT THE JUICE

[lheurist]

not to be controversial but... hi diddle dee dee... it’s the pirate’s life for me..... :/

[lheurist]

friendly reminder that denis is THE BEST!~

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

2018 looks

[iraqwarmoney]

What shoes would one wear with these

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[buystars]

[lesbianjenwalters-deactivated20]

see america right

john darnielle: I. WAS. DRIVING UP FROM TAMPA

me: 

[lheurist]

denis denis denis dndei 

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[lheurist]

werepeach replied to your post: treat yo self with a big ol bottle of kentucky...

Thanks. I really needed this.

good!! you’re welcome!!!! self care!!!!!!

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

[wolg-fang]

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED