#diasparklez

[evelynunedited]

[thedeaddandy]

shining, shimmering, splendid

[coolcattime]

kiss 35 diasparklez

To gain something

"I know you stole something from my Lady. You're going to give it back, or I'm going to make you!" Jordan says with such a tone that someone just listening would have no idea he was pointing his sword at was a god.

Lord Dianite looked down from his throne towards the champion threatening him with an amused smile. Whether the man's belief that he had stolen a mere object was due to his sister's vagueness or the man's own lack of listening, but it gave him all the more entertainment at seeing the man so righteously angry.

Regardless though, his Sparklez had walked right into his grasp. He would be a fool to not take advantage of that.

"Well, perhaps if she didn't want to lose that little thing, she shouldn't have left it just laying around," Dianite laughed with a tone that made Jordan wrinkle his nose. Obviously, he shouldn't have expected any remorse from the devil, but the lack of seriousness still flared his annoyance. "But I suppose I could be persuaded to give it back, in exchange for something else of course."

A hard frown was set into Jordan's face. He knew very well that any deal Dianite may offer would almost certainly be a trap. That's why he had come to the temple prepared for a fight. However, a deal would be fair easier than fighting a god on his own. So, despite his own sureness that he would reject whatever was presented, he could not stop himself from hearing the proposal.

"Fine, what do you want?"

"Oh, nothing but a trifle, really," Dianite said as he rose from his throne and began to stride towards the champion. "Just a kiss."

"What?" Jordan asked, utterly unable to hide the sudden confusion such a request set in him.

Dianite only smiled more as he grew closer. Sure, there was half a chance he could use this opportunity to trick the champion into swapping places with other captain. But if the other champions caught wind of his imprisonment, and they most certainly would, they'd cause a headache he didn't desperately want to deal with.

But a kiss, though? Well, Sparklez would be utterly selfish for refusing such an easy offer.

"A kiss, Sparklez. I assume you've heard of the concept," He said with such a smirk.

Jordan knew the devil was playing with him and getting far too much entertainment from it. But it was a simple enough offer. What was a minute of embarrassment and uncomfortableness for his Lady's sake?

"Fine. If you give back what you've stolen, I'll kiss you," Jordan said, wishing that his confidence had remained with him.

A light lit up in Dianite's eyes and, without any more warning, he grabbed Jordan's shoulders and locked their lips together.

It was rough, though far softer than Jordan had expected. Even as he reminded himself this was purely for the sake of business, he found himself relaxing into it. Then, as quickly as the god has initiated, he pulled away.

Jordan was left stumbling, looking far more dishevelled than he really should as the suddeness of it all left him in stunned confusion. Dianite looked down at him with a smile. He would be back, he was sure.

But, for now, he would unfortunately have to keep up his end of bargain.

"I'll return the pirate to where I found her. Tell my sister to keep a better eye on her... or don't, I'd love to do this again."

With that, the god disappeared, leaving Jordan to his confusion.

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Some Writing Snippets of something I’m working on! Warning this isn’t edited yet so pardon my mistakes 🙏

“For someone who’s new to this,” Dianite voice broke the silence, what Jordan assumed was his hand coming to rub circles on his back, “you present lovely, my dear.” Jordan could feel his face flush as he pushed his face further into the blankets, embarrassment flowing through him in a way that made him throb.

“Such a gorgeous man, aren’t you pet? Just in need of some help, a voice to tell you what to do. I wish I could knot you like this, you’d look pretty on it.” Jordan wasn’t sure why the words pulled a moan from his mouth, or why his whole body felt on fire as those ghostly hands ran themselves along his body. To be fair six hours ago he wasn’t sure what anything was so he supposed it only made sense this confused him too.

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Diasparklez set to the song “Would You Fall in Love with Me Again” from EPIC in those sad ass tiktok edits about how in every timeline they love eachother (but make it rebirth.)

Just… a god, so feared and revered, loving one mortal so deeply and truly that he is allowed to have him forever more in every form that mortal shall take. Thousands of years of him loving every Jordan that came before him and every Jordan that will come after him. A god who has so much history, a love for someone who can only remember a sliver of their story, but the mortal feels their love all the same. Dianite caring for Jordan as he ages, doing whatever his beloved needs of him. And finally, when Jordan’s light wanes, he promises to see him again soon. As he has for the last millennia and how he will until the end of the universe.

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Dianite and Jordan’s relationship is genuinely something so personal to me, yall don’t even KNOW. Early 2015 era me was in the weeds trying to find content for them. I wrote fanfics on Wattpad for them. They have been a consistent ship for almost 10 years. Is this what Spock and Kirk was for you old heads out there? I’d lay down my life for them.

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Mianite season 2 Diasparklez has such a fucking kick to it cause what do you mean this god is constantly all up in your buisness? What do you mean he’s the one that pulls your attention when you’re distracted by your fucking ME system for the fifth time during the RP and Jordan I STG, what do you mean he’s pretty homosexual (love you Mot, my beloved)

Get that gods hand in Captains hand STAT. I need to see them tenderly kiss. A need, not a want.

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Season one Diasparklez has such a fucking kick to it. Jordan hating the guy, just despising the guy for what he’s done to his goddess. Just: I want that man to fucking DIE. He doesn’t deserve to live. For My Lady.

And Dianite over in the fucking corner like: OMG HES THINKING ABOUT ME. I need him to follow me immediately. I want him. Get out of the way Sis I want this one. I KNOW HE WAS ORDAINED AS YOURS BUT I WANT HIMMMMMMMM.