Ngl, dude that broke into your house kinda just looks like a human version of Zim
Dib: Oh yeah! I wanted to ask you about that Zim! Don’t you think so?
Zim: Of corse he does! My human disguise is a disguise of a human!
Dib: No Zim, what we mean is he looks like you when you are in disguise!
Zim: because I’m human.
Dib: YEAH, well not really, but you don’t look like me when you’re in disguise right, no, but you look a lot like Noah. Purple eyes, that lil puff of hair on top, really short at the back...it’s eerily similar, do you not see it?
Zim: That weasel!! Copying my amazing human disguise! I thought of it first! And I look much better!
Dib: He’s not in disguise though...anyways, so you agree?
Zim: I suppose he looks similar but that doesn’t mean anything to me...why do you ask.
Dib: Why are you glaring at me!? I find it weird that he looks like you, and I’m not the only one! I guess it’s a strange coincidence.
Zim:...You’re saying that you think I’d look like that as a human?
Dib: I mean...yeah, kinda.
Zim: Hmm.
Dib: Weird right? And the freckles, he has more than you do though.
Zim: Freckles-oh yeah, I forget I have those now...
Dib: How’d you develop them?
Zim: Too much exposure to your horrible, horrible sun. Zita always called them cute, but they completely ruin my threatening image of fearless Irken Invader!
Dib: I actually think they suit you.
Zim: You do..?
Dib: Um, uh-You were never all that threatening to begin with so-
Zim: I AM TOO!! Don’t underestimate me human-flith! I’ve wasted enough time here! I’m locking your room now, stupid Dib! Goodbye!
Dib:...geez, that was kind of a stupid thing to say wasn’t it, just kind of slipped out without much thought...I must be tired.