Nov 7, 2025
he’s five feet tall. he’s an unethical loan shark. he’s a rogue do-gooder. he’s got sick yakuza back tats (probably). he’s a weird little freak. he runs a crime syndicate that seemingly doesn’t do any actual crime. he’s got so much drip it’s criminal. he’s a tumblr sexyman. his best friends are an old-timey henchman and his enormous scary pet worm. he has kendrick-vs-drake-level beef with some rich lady. I didn’t say a name, but he popped into your head, didn’t he?
