Why are all of my employees gay.

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Why are all of my employees gay.
Someone decided to give Dakota a wedding ring for its birthday for some reason, inscribed and everything. They were anonymous so I don’t know how but what an odd thing…
I thought it was already married??? I mean, polygamy is fairly accepted around here, but I had no idea it had another partner!
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WAIT TODAY’S IT’S BIRTHDAY???? I NEED TO ORDER A CAKE, PRONTO!!!