#rambchip

[numberonemikefan]

Why are all of my employees gay.

[dusting-the-grapevine]

Haterpins is such a silly nickname, to hate a man so much it becomes your defining trait. That it is what strangers know you by, strangers that will likely never know your true name if you even have one. Love and Hate to the more poetic minded are two sides of the same coin…

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My puppeteer is whispering to me about something called ‘Homestuck’, what does that have to do with this?

[boxingglovepips]

this guy is #winning i fear????

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^ i dont have the words for how happy i am right now so have this instead :)

[numberonemikefan]

hahaha hey annie hey hah quick question what do I do with a child that I never adopted or gave life too and just appeared one day this is haha this is totally hypothetical haha I'm just wondering since you have a kid or was it two kids you adopted Plutat right haha sorry I'm getting off track so haha what the FUCK DO I DO????

@chipthecoolpippins

HEY I’LL BE OVER AFTER SORTING SOMETHING OUT WITH MY KIDS. FEED IT MILK??????

[numberonemikefan]

WHY ARE SO MANY SMALL CREATURES HATCHING OR APPEARING. CHIPTOSIS, AND PLUTAT, AND THIS??? OH MY GOD MY FANS ARE OVERHEATING!!!! SOMEONE CALL SPAMTON!! OR THE MIKES!!!!!! OR CHIP AND RAMB HONESTLY???

[numberonemikefan]

I heard 2 of your employees spontaneously obtained a child. Tell chip and Ramb congrats on the parenthood??

YEHA OKAY.

[numberonemikefan]

I just checked some of my employees’ blogs, and WOW. Here I thought I had trouble with dating in-office! Is everyone at the studio just dating each other now? Or, sorta-dating each other? It’s like watching telenovelas with Toriel all over again!

[boxingglovepips]

i think you and chip should kiss and ramb and also eachother

um.