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i am on my fucking knees 24/7 for this disgusting excuse for a fictional man, which everyone already knows but i gotta convince my brain it’s true <3

I love having dreams that I remember for once be ones that make me cry

It’s fine it’s not like I wanted to get okay sleep before work

me: *makes tiny mistake*

brain: Oh my god, you IDIOT. *flips table* YOU CAN'T DO ONE GOD DAMN THING RIGHT, CAN YOU?

me: an 8 hour flight is the perfect time to do some writing

brain: lol i don't think so

me:

me: so I've been up for 24 hours and need to get some sleep otherwise I'll die

brain: ok but imagine this *comes up with a million ideas i'm way too fucking tired to write down*

WOW THX FOR THE MESSAGE BACK.

Just seen derren brown. He was fucking amazing. Without spoiling anything all I'll say is that there were So Many Fucking Dick Jokes XD

SE Belmont, February 2014. Doctor Rasterbator, Hammertime, Dick Brain, Police - Not your Friend. Others?

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