in case you thought we were slacking off
@imindhowwelayinjune and I are actually doing v. important worldbuilding for our new novel
June: dsfkhjsdkjbut then the question remains: what OTHER fey bits does he have?
lion: hahahahahha true what if he has bird dick
june: no STOP
what if cloaca
lion: NO don't tell ME to stop and then say something worse
june: this is our relationship honey
lion: I bet he glamours his dick to look bigger at the very least
like, he would
june: oh my god that little shit
yes for all the grindr pics
lion: yup his grindr pics are amazing
june: he was too distracted with wes to bother and now he can't because wes would notice and probably think he has mumps
'is it swollen??? it changed size!'
lion: Wes did first see it when he was unconscious and bleeding, he could blame it on that
june: flaccid vs enraged state is always misleading
lion: right, he's a grower
but also what size would it feel
june: if the ears are anything to go by it would still feel like it's real size?
lion: one must assume - though he might put more effort into dick illusions
june: i bet someone like sparrow could make her dick feel as big as it looks but pidge doesn't have that
that big dick energy
lion: hahahahaha