What kind of courting gifts do you think Jason gets in ECoJ au?
It’s kind of hard to give Jason gifts. If he thinks you’re trying to manipulate him with them, he won’t accept them, and he has trouble accepting anything too expensive, he thinks he’s not worth the expense and develops anxiety about trying to give you gifts back, even if you tell him he doesn’t need to. The people most serious about courting him will give him things like books, or fancy tea, or cool weapons (he likes alien blasters, or antique old daggers especially) or like, theater tickets (and he knows how expensive theater tickets can be, so you have to make excuses like, “Oh the person i was going to go with bailed on me, you want to come instead Jay?”), things like that.
And then there’s the horny ones, who give him food. This is a good tactic because Jason does not refuse food unless it seems like it would be poisoned or drugged or something. He still remembers not having enough as a kid. There are many benefits to giving him food…
Guy, sighing and talking to himself at a shop on another planet: Damn, this is hard! I can’t decide between alien strawberry-like things, alien banana-like things or alien cookie-like things.
Kyle, frowning: Does it really matter? What’s this for, anyway?
Guy, indignant: Of course it matters! If I get the strawberries, I get to see Jason trying to eat them whole but having to bite into them with his lips sucking at the juice that’s running down his chin and neck. If I give him the bananas, I get to see him sucking and deep-throating the fruit as it fills his mouth. If I get him the cookies, I get to see him nibble on them cutely as the crumbs stick to his face and fall between his massive tits.
Kyle, staring:…
Kyle, suddenly considering the food in a new light: Shit, this is a hard decision…
Guy, ignoring Kyle now, talking to himself: I think I’ll just get all of them. And some alcohol. Seeing Jason with booze-blush while we drink it is gonna be so hot.













