#dick hands

[aluissa]

I can't really draw in digital, so I tried to draw on paper. But all that static . And I found my old sketch as wilford warfstache + dr schneeplestein Hey, @envarchy ,I know you're a little busy right now, but I just had to show you this fusion

ah, Eah,that how I'm look like right now

[sunbearsquid]

So I'm watching jujutsu kaisen second season first episode, and I saw this... why does her hand look like a dick?!

[quinn-smith-pictures]

[beyondredemp-blog]

ras’ real quirk in his bnha verse is dick fingers guys. he just has dicks for fingers and instead of a dick it’s a hand coming out of his crotch that he flips people off with

[emmersdrawberry]

korosensei’s hands look like mutant dicks pass it on

[apostitutes]

one day i smelled my hand and i was like what's that smell? and then i realized it was dick

me

[foptheater-blog]

You’re A Towel: This Time It’s A Towel

(Lights up on an office. It is staffed entirely by college students sleeping at the desks. Enter Gerald. He pokes one of the students, Mary, who wakes up.)

Mary: What?

Gerald: Who’s in charge here?

(Mary looks around.)

Mary: I guess I am. Everyone else is asleep.

Gerald: Uh…like, who’s your boss?

Mary: I don’t really…the college just kinda pays me. I don’t really have a BOSS. Per se.

Gerald: Well, I got a call saying I was kicked out for something I didn’t do.

Mary: Sucks for you.

Gerald: It was for underage drinking.

Mary: Oh, right. I filled out that form. It was a pretty good time because I got to look up all your personal information.

(Pause.)

Gerald: Then you KNOW I’m 35.

Mary: I thought you might say that.

Gerald: What do you mean?

Mary: Well, the paperwork’s already filled out.

Gerald: Where are you going with this?

Mary: Well, either you’re getting kicked out for underage drinking or getting arrested for statutory rape. Take your pick.

Gerald: I did NEITHER of those things.

Mary: But I have Photoshop.

(Pause.)

Gerald: Excuse me?

(Mary turns the computer next to her around so Gerald can see it.)

Gerald: That…that’s a picture of President Obama.

Mary: Oh man, where’s his hand?!

Gerald: I’m not black.

Mary: Is that a dick on his hand?

Gerald: You…you drew that with the paintbrush tool.

Mary: Well, he seems to be shaking my hand with his dick hand.

Gerald: You can’t possibly…

(Enter Frances, wearing a towel.)

Frances: Mary, where are my fucking clothes?!

Mary: What?!

Frances: Why is that a picture of President Obama molesting you with his dick hand?

Mary: Because we should kick President Obama out!

Frances: Oh my god, President Obama! I didn’t see you there. I love your work. But I think you need to leave.

Gerald: I’m not…

Frances: Get out of my office.

Gerald: Who are you, anyway?

Frances: The president of college housing.

Gerald: Okay, I–

Mary: Get out before I scream.

Gerald: Okay, wait–

(Mary screams. Gerald sighs and walks out.)

Frances: You are so brave.

Mary: It’s okay. I really do love dick hands.

Frances: Me too, Mary. Me too.

(Lights down.)

and that’s how babies are made