#snake dick

[evereverest2]

my first ever sketch of anson :3c

[esmecuckoo]

Poppy Drayton in the horror short film, uh, Snake Dick.

[arpeca]

Tonight on Critical Role: The snick (snake dick)

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Bella takes off Voldemort's pants after he makes another Horcrux and screams:

"You have mutilated your soul so much your penis has turned into an actual snake! I don't want to interact with that sexually! What if it bites me? Goodbye."

[[OOC: ok so this 100% reminds me of a fic I read and i went down a rabbit hole trying to find it and i can't.

It was a crack one-shot where Bella takes off voldys pants and there is indeed a snake dick and she freaks out but eventually comes around to the idea and goes down on the snake dick. I'm so mad I can't find it because I was just going to respond with the link lmaoo]]

[bullshark101]

True North.

Soo… it’s been decided in cases such as Sir precious, Crowley, and other snake inspired characters that one of their -ehems- faces true north. However it has been discovered that it isn’t one ontop another and in fact left to right, now if they were to have three it would obviously be the middle -ehem- that faces true north but it has been decided that they have two not three. In the… Unique. Words of my friend (cough cough @WhatDeweyBeautiful) “please info dump about snake penises for research purposes”

[haverwood]

Snake Dick David Mahmoudieh USA, 2020

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Do you have one dick or two like a snake?

I have the strong urge to answer this inquiry in a similar nonsensical fashion. 

Why yes. I have two, and they happen to be covered in scales. 

[quinn-smith-pictures]