#dick things

[aspidities]

Sadly, this is not being a cis man. We can't buy ourselves bigger dicks.

Bruh it’s the size of my forearm, I genuinely feel bad you can’t have the joyous experience of comparing yourself to a coke can....unless you can.

Also I have several, so it’s dealer’s choice on any given day. Do I wanna keep it humble or do I wanna roll out like the Italian Stallion?

[r3d-v4lkyr1e]

So bro night begins and to start things off: “you now cum this, what do you do?” Variables discussed: Worcester sause Mayo Qairy queen blizzars Relish Soy sause Horseradish Ketchup Wine Cocktail winnies Jack Daniels

[bristlefurr]

tmi tuesday requesting dick sizes of ur chars that come to mind \0/

Vasily - nearly 8" long and 4" wide

Barbados - 6" long and 4.7" wide

Jasper - 5" long and 3.8" wide

Heath - 5 1/2" long and 3.9" wide

at attention, of course.