#dickieb

[420spaceships]

!!!!! NOVIE, EMI, WHENEVER U GUYS CAN, YOU TWO SHOULD HOP ONTO MY SERVER

CUS ME AND LENE DID A WHOLE THING

[kenzie-no-mc]

dickie-b replied to your post: “no joke guys i am not kidding this is what husband got tattooed on his...”:

that is just so sad

if we were still married i would be like "fuck no you aren't getting no stick figure tattoo or at least get it somewhere it won't look stupid" - he has another tattoo on his bicep that runs up and down and this new one is perpendicular and it really looks stupid like come on dude don't you know how tattoos are supposed to go?

[megneato]

So I was thinking about the rvb space pirate AU

And got this idea where Tucker and Church chillin' are in the tiny cargo bay of their ship. Tucker is sitting on a crate, and Church is leaning against the wall next to him reading a list of jobs that Tucker complied on a handheld.

(I only wrote the dialogue cause I don't feel like trying to attempt an actual fic right now)

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Tucker: Dude just fucking pick one

Church: Shh shut up I'm reading

You don't have to read every single one, you're not going this time anyways.

What, yes I am.

No dude, we need to dock in a colony, so you need to pilot. And babysit caboose, make sure he doesn't invite anyone on board this time.

That's why we have Tex.

Uhh Church, you gunna try telling Tex that?

Urg, no. Okay fine whatever, I'll stay on the fucking ship. So yeah I donno I guess you can do.. number 3. Smuggling for a diplomat on- Tucker what the fuck man, smuggling?

Yeah I thought we could branch out, y'know improve our skills in other areas, and all that shit.

Tucker, we're fucking pirates. This is like, a real job. For professionals.

Yeah well, it was kinda hard finding jobs this time, and we need to get paid, so I improvised.

Smuggling. For a powerful diplomat.

Dude don't worry I checked it out, it's legit. I even forged documents about us, now we're legit too. Well, as legit as smugglers can be.

And that worked?

Apparently.

Oh man. I feel like I'm going to regret this, but I feel even more that I just don't care. Okay, number 3 it is.

Awesome, I'm gunna go find Tex!

Hey, just cause you do one job with her doesn't mean she'll wanna sleep with you!

Y'know Church, it's almost Caboose's nap time and he might want another bed time story. You should probably go check.

I fucking hate you Tucker.

(space pirate AU idea by dickie-b and theearthbendingbiotic)

[kenzie-no-mc]

I have a platonic crush on franklinhellanodonut and dickie-b

i think that's called a squish!

side note: almost typed squick. wow that is NOT the same thing