No Doy, Mrs. Henderson!

Kenzie, 34. Mom to Holden and Roxie. Cockbite. Critter. Idiot.

[caduceus-petrichor]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU LIAM O BRIAN

[mythicasualty]

[stardustndice]

So this is...an interesting party. Here's my theory:

Sam, Laura, Marisha, and Taliesin are already playing their main characters.

Once Robbie is no longer a guest, the rest of the EXU gang will likely also exit and we will be introduced to Liam and Ashley's new main characters.

Travis's character is two levels above everyone else and he feels like a "quest giver." Bertrand probably isn't his main character.

[dsadwdasdadawdwad-deactivated20]

Favorite smells

[kenzie-no-mc]

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

[pijion]

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

[fangirlofall]

I’ve found it. The Original. This is a proud day for history, boys.

[kenzie-no-mc]

My post has achieved "I've only seen this in screenshots" status and I feel fucking old

[kenzie-no-mc]

I got my backer stuff from @critical_role yesterday! It's so lovely! Swipe to see the close up of the story board! #morejazzhands #thelegendofvoxmachina https://www.instagram.com/p/CS-ZnpxrjzK/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kenzie-no-mc]

I bought a house today! https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPitQkLo2a/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jam-art]

thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere

[words-writ-in-starlight]

this is my headcanon and you will never take it from me.

listen, just Listen for a second, okay.

Gimli Gloinul is from the line of Durin okay, he’s from the line of KINGS, his bloodline stands up against Legolas’ perfectly, if the elves and dwarves got their shit together for a hot second they would be like “YES, PERFECT, A DIPLOMATIC MARRIAGE TO BIND OUR HOUSES TOGETHER AND NEVER SHALL THE TWAIN THROW ONE ANOTHER TO DRAGONS…again.”  because you have a king’s son and a king’s nephew which, well, I love Dain but he’s not an EREBOR KING and GIMLI IS FROM THE FAMILY OF EREBOR KINGS.

And Gimli acts like he’s from the line of Erebor kings, too, okay, he’s a diplomat and a warrior and a nobleman, he’s the sort of person who SAYS things like ‘faithless is he who says fairwell when the road darkens’ and stares down Elrond Peredhil in his own home when his strength and faith are questioned.  And he’s the kind of person who swears his allegiance to people he barely knows because it’s Right and Good and Gimli knows it.

And Thorin Oakenshield was handsome, and his sister the lady Dis is beautiful, and Gimli’s cousins Fili and Kili were fine young dwarrows, and Gimli’s mother is a great beauty.

Basically my point here is that Gimli, proud strong gimli with his firebeard hair and bold laugh and mithril tongue and clever fingers, broke the hearts of everyone in Erebor and not a few people outside of Erebor when he married a goddamn elf.  Like.  Not even Arwen Undomiel (WHO MARRIED A GODDAMN HUMAN, it’s been a weird couple of years in Middle-Earth, everyone wonders strongly if they’ve been drinking too much).  Like he’s not even marrying a great beauty of the elves, Legolas isn’t ugly by elvish standards but also he’s nothing particularly special, and he’s not a great diplomat, and he’s BARELY a king’s son because everyone knows that Mirkwood elves are…a little odd.  Legolas is a big cheerful hunter who sings songs he doesn’t remember all of, who chatters to trees and has no sense of the right thing to say even if he’s developed enough self-preservation to know the wrong thing to say, and FOR THE LOVE OF MAHAL HE FIGHTS WITH A BOW.

“GIMLI” Gloin bellows “YOU TURNED DOWN THIRTY-TWO SUITORS FROM FINE DWARVISH LINES FOR THIS”

“Ignore him, amrâlime, he’ll get over it” Gimli says in amusement as he beckons Legolas over to his forge, where he’s carefully smithing mithril-inlaid gold marriage clasps that will grip fine elvish hair.  It’s too hot in the forge to wear shirts, if you’re working.  Every dwarf in twenty feet stops what they’re doing to watch Gimli’s biceps flex as he holds up a jewel for Legolas’ inspection.

“YOU COULD HAVE HAD A HAREM” Gloin wails from down the hall.

[fozmeadows]

#a headcanon I never knew I needed until this very moment

[demad69]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

This is like the perfect marriage of headcanon comic and headcanon ranting.

[crazy-pages]

Okay but is no-one going to talk about Thranduil being secretly pleased that his son’s marriage is giving the dwarves conniption fits? Because that’s the best part of this. “My son is marrying a dwarf?! The disgrace of it all- Wait what’s that you say? He’s the handsomest dwarf? The other dwarves are going spare over this? No one can understand why Gimli would fall for Legolas? … Well of course my son seduced the most eligible, richest bachelor in the land. As if anyone else stood a chance? Bitches get on our level.”

[randomslasher]

i adore this post

[lotrlocked]

Legolas, local himbo, possible middle earth equivalent of ‘Florida Man’, married up.

[bridgefourisgayrights-deactivat]

gay people talk about the next critical role campaign like its the nfl draft

[bridgefourisgayrights-deactivat]

“2015 and 2018 Liam came through with traumatized emotionally complex bisexual man... expectations are that he’ll do the same in the new season.”

“There’s a lot of directions Marisha could take this season, but I see her having a hard time returning to heterosexuality after last season.”

“Ashley had to be pulled in the middle of the season because of her commitments with her job, but she made up for it with strong performances after her return.”

“Travis Willingham surprised a lot of people with the DnD romance at the end of the last season. He’s always been dependable, but who knows if this means that he’ll be stepping more outside of his comfort zone in the next season.”

[systlin]

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok

[assasue]

One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.

Then a mother looked at their findings and said “yeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.”

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol

[pbrim]

I remember years ago on a forum (email list, that’s how old) a woman talking about going to a museum, and seeing among the women’s household objects a number of fired clay items referred to as “prayer objects”.  (Apparently this sort of labeling is not uncommon when you have something that every house has and appears to be important, but no-one knows what it is.)  She found a docent and said, “Excuse me, but I think those are drop spindles.”  “Why would you think that, ma’am?”  “Because they look just like the ones my husband makes for me.  See?”  They got all excited, took tons of pictures and video of her spinning with her spindle.  When she was back in the area a few years later, they were still on display, but labeled as drop spindles.

[catchester]

So ancient Roman statues have some really weird hairstyles. Archaeologists just couldn’t figure them out. They didn’t have hairspray or modern hair bands, or elastic at all, but some of these things defied gravity better than Marge Simpson’s beehive.

Eventually they decided, wigs. Must be wigs. Or maybe hats. Definitely not real hair.

A hairdresser comes a long, looks at a few and is like, “Yeah, they’re sewn.”

“Don’t be silly!” the archaeologists cry. “How foolish, sewn hair indeed! LOL!”

So she went away and recreated them on real people using a needle and thread and the mystery of Roman hairstyles was solved.

She now works as a hair archaeologist and I believe she has a YouTube channel now where she recreates forgotten hairstyles, using only what they had available at the time.

[hazelsheartsworn]

^^ THE PERSON MENTIONED HERE IS JANET STEPHENS!!

Here’s her YouTube channel with the recreated hair-styles

And the research she did got published in the Journal of Roman Studies (which is a big deal in the Classics world) “even though” she doesn’t have at least a Masters degree in the field.

[To give reference to the gate keeping in this field, she was, I think, only the second or so person without a PhD to be published in the history of the Journal]

But that’s the point, she knew hair and she knew her craft so well that when scholars had ridiculous theories and scoffed at her own, she went ahead and experimented and proved her theories right.

[personalityisnice]

I've been dying to be able to type this:

The Nine are dead, long live the Nein.

The king is dead, long may he reign.

[dayaftermoon]

[asidfblisdubf-deactivated202105]

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[nessataleweaver]

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

[cwpipsem]

Hate to do this again, im so sorry.

I just got off the phone with my GP.

Iv been experiencing excruciating pain in my jaw, right where my tumor was, and where my bone has fused together.

Im supposed to have xrays done every 2 weeks, and a CT scan done every 2 months. But haven't had ANY scans done since June 5th 2020. Because my surgeons hospital had a massive covid out break, and they had to shut down the clinic.

So I haven't been seen, by my surgeon, or surgical team since June. And no one is answering my calls or emails.

So I called my GP, today. And she said if I can get to a specific hospital in Toronto, today, she'll fax the request for a emergency CT scan for me over!

Problem is, I need to uber/cab there...its an hour thirty drive from my house to this specific hospital.

If anyone has anything, for me to use to call an uber, I'd really appreciate it. I have some cash stashed, but not enough for there and back!

Kukwstsétsemc te sknúncwentsemc 🙏💓

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[whitmore]

love is stored in the found family trope

[blancabitchcraft]

Just because I'm up thinking at 3:33am

Go ahead and reblog to share that wealth. Good morning, y'all!!!

[thewallofshina2]

claiming this 🧿