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Anthony Weiner is back! #DICKILEAKS

The Democratic party could’ve been coasting to the finish line with 65% of the vote and winning back the House and Senate with thousands of millenials and independents on their team...if Bernie won.

But these fuckers rigged the election against Bernie Sanders like the corporate shills they are. That’s a moot point now lol

The DNC deserves every L they get. I only voted for one Democrat this election, and it wasn’t HRC lol

If Trump wins, the DNC will be at fault. They created and elevated his campaign, and endangered the entire nation by interfering with a fair election process and letting a candidate with an FBI investigation into her rampant, disgusting corruption, run as the frontrunner

As much as Weiner is a horrible dude (he allegedly targeted minors with his sexts), the fact that his sexscapades have reopened the FBI Investigation into Hillary’s emails is FUCKING HILARIOUS. HOIST BY YOUR DAMN OWN PETARD LOL

If #DICKILEAKS elects Trump, HRC and the Dems are to blame. Not Jill Stein voters who don’t voting for Honduran coups and drone strikes

We could’ve had Bernie. haha.

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"Dickileaks"

“Dickileaks”

I go out to have coffee with a friend and — boom!! — Dickileaks breaks. I honestly don’t think there could be anything more perfect than learning that more of Hillary’s illegal emails showed up, this time on the phone of a serial flasher and possible pedophile. In a weird election season, this is the most appropriate denouement possible.

So the question is: Why now? Why this?

My own theory is…

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Assange bounces through the probable scenarios. Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa will be re-elected, for another four years. He’ll stand firm in his personal and political support for Assange. This will ramp up pressure on the Swedish authorities, whose case against him is “falling apart”, with the two women plaintiffs looking for a way to extricate themselves from the protracted messy drama. “The Swedish government should drop the case. But that requires them to make their own thorough investigation of how and why their system failed.” The man’s not for turning. He’s certainly no intention of apologising for things he hasn’t said, or done. If he wins a seat in the Senate, he says, the US Department of Justice won’t want to spark an international diplomatic row. The planet’s biggest military empire will back down. It will drop its grand jury espionage investigation. The Cameron government will follow suit, says Assange, otherwise “the political costs of the current standoff will be higher still”. So the obvious question: what are the chances of that happening? Can bytes and ballots trump bullets? Can [Assange] dare claim victory in his personal battle for political freedom?

Just University of Sydney Professor of Politics John Keane fellating Julian Assange, ignoring the pretty obvious conclusion that Assange is trying to use the Australian Senate to dodge sexual assault allegations. Assange is the absolute worst!

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HAPPYSMEGDOG / DICKILEAKS: JESS T PUBLIC BREAKDOWN

What's in a name?

For notorious Sydney blogger Jessica Tran, there may be a bit more than we realise.

An exclusive collaborative investigation between Happysmegdog and DICKILEAKS reveals that the seemingly light-hearted, sweet-but-cheeky humour that she has become known for may very well have not been the sole reason behind her seemingly innocuous Twitter handle @fartssica. 

The real story? Jessica is a bum face.

One out of only four others in history, she is afflicted with a condition from birth where all orifices on her face do not have the usual functions we would expect from a mouth, nose and ears.

They are in fact small anal cavities; it is only through extensive cosmetic surgery, and a lifetime of training that she is able to converse normally without anyone knowing.

In our shocking new video interview (embedded below), she admits, between near-hysterical, flatulent sobs, that it has always been a source of embarrassment for her.

"I'm so sorry, I can't help it," she moaned, just barely audible over the steady stream of farts burbling uncontrollably from her face. "I'm so embarassed... please stop filming this."

Jessica, who has since hastily changed her Twitter handle to the more mature @JessLovesFred, has been unavailable for further interviewing. 

Stream the interview below:

sorry Jess

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