#dickoffmisa

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will there be more dickoffmisa...

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probably!!! i had a super hard time writing from ty's perspective but i'm gonna try writing a dickoffmisa fic from sam's perspective one of these days. imagine the tension!!! untapped potential!

sam is sooo horny, and he needs to fuck misa sooo bad, and classically, he kinda gives into misa's whims because that's lowkey his princess and as much as he's an obnoxious dickhead to a lot of people, he actually scores super good on that princes treatment vs bare minimum quiz. like, he's already a "cringe but free" type of guy, hamming it up and being a good partner (even if misa's official status is just bro) is just part of the bit. he asks misa if he wants a pony for his birthday, and would actually get him one if he'd answered yes in earnest.

this one thing's kinda like, almost too weird, because toff is like, old and gross and shit, but not quite weird enough to cancel out how down bad sam is. that doesn't mean he doesn't suffer through it though. he's basically gotta keep his eyes on how misa's eyes get big and wide when e thrusts into him, or the obscene sounds he makes when sam hits his prostate (the bro spot, he calls it) just right. he has rules too, for what's allowed. like, ty can use misa's mouth but can't fuck him. ty can't call him cute names because that's too serious, and when sam does it, calls him baby or calls him a good boy, that's like, a joke. (he be lying to himself) sam's allowed to slap misa around a little, which he doesn't even really gaf about it aside from how much misa's into it, but if ty lays a finger on him, sam would break it.

anyway... back to work...

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little mouse

explicit, 3.6k, sam/misa/toff tags: threesome, age gap, getting caught, bad decisions, light dom/sub dynamics, free use

Tyler has a pretty good idea about what it’ll be like, taking a rookie under his wing and inviting him to live under his roof. He was eighteen once, knows what it’s like to be playing so much hockey and getting so jacked and drinking so much preworkout that somehow makes you kinda gay.

When Misa moves in, he's quiet. Little mouse. Always says his ps and qs. So cute when he asks Cat to put ketchup on his spaghetti and meatballs for the first time. "There’s tomato in the sauce, kiddo,” Ty tells him, eyes raking over Mike in his little shorts and the Sharks hoodie that falls over his knuckles.

Sam basically moves in not long after. The guy has his own apartment, but he’s over all the fucking time. He's all over Misa all the fucking time.

Tyler lies to himself, forces the belief that he’s mad about it because Sam’s a such a dickhead. Always lurking around, eating his favorite protein bars, leaving come-covered hand towels in the laundry bin. But that's really only part of it.