cloudy with a chance of gay

i can't come to the phone right now i'm busy imagining michael misa in yet another situation

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hi i'm cloud (ao3 | .fm)

early 30s

live in british columbia

omushkegowak

teams: habs, sharks, penguins, jets (it's complicated), canucks (not right now but one day maybe)

pairings: i have samisa brainworms right now but generally the baby sharks, bc line, sid/many canadian hockey boys, mitch marner/suffering, bennguin, drygras, seth jarvis and his winnipeggers, sidgeno, ect. ect. ect.

also like: journaling, working out, law & order svu, eating carbs, leftist politics, possums

and i guess just a note: i'm blind and often use voice to text when typing. sorry if something goes weird with it and i don't notice!!!

tags

thinkin - tag for longer freeform writing and extensively answered asks

cloud - tag for silly/personal stuff

best - tag for my favorite posts

check the fave tag in my ao3 bookmarks for recs by other authors

my fics

my favorite russian model - heated rivalry au where ilya is a model

okay, well, and other things people say before they ruin your life - willmack alternate first meeting au (wip, 3/?)

michael misa's guide to doing nothing and still getting laid - unwitting manwhore misa

suffer summer - literally just macklin celebrini suffering (wip, 1/2)

little mouse - dickoffmisa threesome (samisa free use series impending)

[luffybrini]

a hockey player during the off-season is kind of a dead wife

[rqulmqck]

I didn't know this picture existed. Cute.

[normal-behavior]

WillMack & Sharks Important Dates & Games Tag List (Through 2025 - 2026 Season)

Drafts

2023 Draft

🦈- Will Smith, Quentin Musty

● Connor Bedard, Adam Fantilli, Ryan Leonard, Oliver Moore, Gabe Perreault, Jacob Fowler

2024 Draft

🦈- Macklin Celebrini, Sam Dickinson

● Zeev Buium

2025 Draft

🦈- Michael Misa

● Matthew Schaefer, James Hagen

2026 Draft

🦈- Ivar Stenberg, Keaton Verhoeff, Ryan Lin

● Gavin McKenna, Chase Reid

Pre-First WillMack NHL Season

4/30/23 - Team USA wins U18 2023 World Championship

● Will Smith, Ryan Leonard, Gabe Perreault, Zeev Buium, Aram Minnetian, Drew Fortescue, James Hagens

6/26/23 - 2023 NHL Draft (Will draft). Will will go to Boston College for freshman year in fall

1/5/24 - Team USA wins WJC 2024 World Championship

● Will Smith, Ryan Leonard, Gabe Perreault, Zeev Buium, Aram Minnetian, Drew Fortescue, Cutter Gauthier, Jacob Fowler

3/23/24 - BC beats BU, wins Hockey East Championship (Will wins and scores a dick trick, Mack loses)

4/13/24 - BC loses National Championship to Denver (Zeev wins, Will loses. Will picks Leno up off the floor)

2024 Offseason + WillMack Early Days

5/7/24 - 2024 NHL Draft Lottery. Sharks pick first, assumption being they'll select Mack

5/10/24 - Team USA, Will, and Leno play first game for 2024 Worlds in Czech Republic (idea that Will watches fate unfold with Lottery from Czech)

5/28/24 - Will signs ELC, says he decided before Draft Lottery

6/28/24 - 2024 NHL Draft (Mack, Dickie draft). Mack anticipates taking some time to decide if he's going back for another year of college at Boston University

7/2/24 - First day of Sharks Dev Camp, Will and Mack throw out first pitch at Giants game

7/4/24 - Last day of Sharks Dev Camp, players participate in Prospect Scrimmage

7/6/24 - Mack signs ELC

Sharks 2024 - 2025 Season (Rookie Year)

10/10/24 - First NHL regular season game for Will and Mack. Mack scores first NHL goal

10/31/24 - Will scores first NHL goal

11/18/24 - Mack's first game winning goal in overtime

11/25/24 - Mack's first goal while on a line with Will

12/14/24 - Will's first game back from IR

12/15/24 - First Warriors game date night

12/27/24 - Will's first goal with primary assist from Mack

1/4/25 - Mack's first goal with primary assist from Will

1/11/25 - Sharks Pride night. Mack tapes his stick, Will does not

1/12/25 - Junior Sharks date night

1/27/25 - Mack wears Will's tarp from bet; Dad's day

1/31/25 - Warriors date night with chaperone Jumbo

2/10/25 - 2025 BC vs BU Beanpot (Will and Mack go, BU wins)

2/24/25 - "Willy!"

3/4/25 - Mack tongue celly; sleepover bet

3/8/25 - The vibes are off. Will isolates, then scoot bumps to Mack to let him know he's good again

3/14/25 - 2025 picture day. Antics and Mack falls off his ride

3/22/25 - Will wears Mack's tarp

4/9/25 - Mack's first hatty. Will assists each goal

4/16/25 - last game of season

2025 Offseason

5/25/25 - Team USA wins gold at 2025 Worlds

● Will Smith, Ryan Warsofsky, Michael Kesselring, Zeev Buium, Matty Beniers, Cutter Gauthier

7/24/25 - Shoulder Check Showcase

● Will Smith, Matty Beniers, Ryan Leonard, Trevor Zegras

Sharks 2025 - 2026 Season (Sophomore Season)

Preseason

9/8/25 - Giants baseball

10/12/25 - Sharks Halloween 2025 (Dumb and Dumber)

10/23/25 - Mack's second hatty. Will game winning goal in OT. Kiss celly (white jersey)

10/26/25 - Jump celly (white jersey)

10/28/25 - Spinning kiss celly (CaliFin jersey)

10/30/25 - Minnesota hockey date night

11/9/25 - Golden State Warriors date night

11/15/25 - 🎵 Take Mack's breath away 🎵

11/18/25 - Mack sighs in relief after seeing Will is okay, post-interference call

11/24/25 - Football date night with chaperone Delly

11/27/25 - Sharks Thanksgiving 2025

11/29/25 - Mack's 100th career point, Will's 100th career game

12/3/25 - First NHL game vs Leno, lose 7 - 1

12/13/25 - Will is injured in Pen's game. Mack fights in his honor, and fuels massive comeback, yet he is devastated in post game interview

❗️Will placed on IR for shoulder injury.

12/15/25 - Los Gatos day date; Family Skate

12/22/25 - Sharks Christmas 2025

12/31/25 - Sharks NYE 2025

1/16/26 - Will's first game back from IR

1/19/26 - Mack: "I threw up in a trash can," Will waters him on the bench

1/23/26 - Elbowgate; first NHL game vs Gabe. Sharks win 3 - 1

1/31/26 - Mack abandons puck to rush to Will's defense, constructs a stick barrier

❗️2026 Olympic Break

2/6/26 - 2026 Beanpot (Will in attendance with Gabe, Leno, and Fowler. Mack MIA due to Olympics)

2/22/26 - Team Canada and Mack take silver in 2026 Olympics

● Macklin Celebrini, Sidney Crosby, Connor McDavid, Nathan McKinnon, Nick Suzuki

❗️Post- Olympics (see: The Shift)

2/26/26 - First game back from break

3/3/26 - Will's viral face at water down his back smelling salt-polooza. Suzuki prevents Mack from saving Will but calls his boys off (first Sharks game I ever watched)

3/7/26 - Giggly down bad Mack sewer ball

3/14/26 - Chernyshov injury, was supposed to be first ChillMack game

3/15/26 - The Beckoning

3/17/26 - Will's awful birthday game. Warso comments on needing to find someone who can play with Mack

3/19/26 - Warso takes Will off Mack's line and puts him on Wennberg's. Mack despairs until PP reunion and eventual Warso surrender in reuniting them when nothing is working except Will

3/20/26 - Unhinged flirty practice, 2026 picture day, Barbie Shark shooting

3/26/26 - Whisper following

3/28/26 - Chernyshov big game on Chillmack line

3/30/26 - Mack 100 points, ChillMack magic

4/13/26 - Sharks snap ridiculous Preds lose streak. Will and Toff interrupt Mack's post game. Whimsical

4/16/26 - Last game of season. Mack record for most Sharks points ever in single season. Will retrieves his milestone puck

4/18/26 - Exit interviews, Will mentions their summer training plans together

(Looks like I'll have to start another post for the 2026 offseason and 2026 - 2027 season).

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that mackmisa post genuinely hit me like crack cocaine ive been thinking abt them as a concept for like a week.... u got them so good too wow macks boy crush about how casual and go with the flow misa is contrasting how often mack feels high strung with no real outlet/consistent form of support wowowow its so good i would loove to know more of ur thoughts on their dynamic they r so fun and intriguing

thank you so much! you're the sweetie pateetiest <3 i have to warn you though, i have evil plans for this one

i don't think misa likes mack back. i think he's gay or bi ect and wants to get his dick wet and is so chronically go with the flow that he'll hang out with mack but mack will hang onto him for dear life because he doesn't wanna be alone again. and look, it's not like the boycrush mack has on misa is based on anything genuine. they hadn't even interacted right up until he saw misa in toff's kitchen. he saw misa through a screen being chill and relaxed and smiley and hot and went, what can i get out of this? what do i need from him?

at the end of the day they both wanna do sex with boys and they'll use each other to learn how and use one another as chew toys to deal with the inherent anxiety of making it to the show but i dunno... just... :-|

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Oh my fucking god we’re actually getting the dickring 67 line

[cryproudly99]

miss cryproudly… im curious, if cape fic had ended in a different way and mack never forgave will and asked for a closure instead.. what do u think will would do? i love happy endings i truly do, but my soul yearn for the gut wrenching whay ifs

oh jeez

i've said before that i think non-happy ending cape fic will would be very right where you left me by taylor swift

i think if mack did not forgive him, PARTICULARLY if mack didn't forgive him and didn't want to stay friends either, very little in his life would actually change. but that's for the worst, of course. because mack is the reason he wants to be honest, mack is the reason he wants to stop being afraid, mack is the reason he wants everyone to understand him a little more fully, a little more wholly

and their friendship could've sustained him, like the little hits of mack cocaine would've been enough, but if he has to go without that too....

do i think he'd get over it eventually? maybe. do i think he'd ever pursue a relationship he'd find fulfilling? no, absolutely not. because what's the point? nothing's gonna be so good. nothing's gonna satisfy him. it's never gonna scratch the itch or fill the void

like he'll be married with 2.5 kids in lexington with a beautiful wife and he'll still be thinking about the cape cod house

[writerswritecompany]

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remember how you said you were gonna write a fic where misa and sam have to survive on a desert island 🤨 please

i do remember saying that and i actually finished the first chapter and hated it sorry dude maybe i'll try again

[senilebird]

mackleno in ccm post

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Current thoughts are just like… Mack’s ass is so fat, Will is literally drooling just looking at photos. And when he finally sees him in person he’s absolutely desperate to fuck it, but like… fuck his ass not his hole. Wants to squeeze his cheeks together and slide his dick between them. Lots of lube. The squelch of it is nasty. Mack is kneeling, ass up, chest down on the mattress, face buried in his arms. His back arch is crazy. His ass is so fat Will’s hands barely cover each cheek. He’s talking so much nonsense, just babbling about how good Mack looks, how good he feels, how he’s gonna come all over his ass. Mack is pink all over, warm, blushing at the praise. Will fucks into him, and he’s so fucking hard because like holy fuck Mack’s body is unreal. And then he comes, spurting streaks all over those pale cheeks, making him look a mess, and Mack just kind of whimpers and comes against the mattress. And like, they’re both kind of embarrassed about it but… fuck, it’s Mack’s fault for looking like that so…

[hockeysemiotics]

will: answer me honestly do u think im weird about mack

colleen (boymomingly): no baby of course not! youre just very close

cat (fujoshingly): no baby of course not! youre just very close

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this guy went and got a JOKER TATTOO after signing a $18mil/5 year deal??? where are his fucking parents??? put his ass in time out????

they should have put that $90 mil right into collin graf's account he never woulda done some shit like this

[wwcpsmrc]

[likedumberanddumber]

The concept of wsh listening to orbiter live is driving me crazy

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OMG UR MACKMISA OH MY GOSDDDDDDDD ITS EVERYTHING!!!! EVERYTHIGN!!!!!!!!!!

thanks but i have to make macklin celebrini suffer on this one. hope you're ok with that.

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https://www.tumblr.com/cloudyposting/821888169207300096/nostalgebraist-autoresponder-it-has-been?source=share

hmmm i am intrigued very intrigued pls tell me more

i've mostly been husky!sam/owner!reavo pilled by this post from mango which is so so so good, you will understand immediately

but i also have believed in husky!sam since forever. he's just so like that. he's so clever and full of energy and so loud and reminds me of a bull in a china shop, not because he's angry or temperamental, that's just the way he plays. he doesn't recognize his size at all, doesn't see how he bowls people over because he's just too excited to see you and can't contain it.

huskies are pack animals, and i think this is so true for sam. he lives in an apartment, probably own his own, but he's never there. he needs the bustle of people and action or he gets bored, then gets anxious, then chews a table leg. that's why he's over at cat and toff's all the damn time. because of misa, but also because of everyone else. because they let him sit on the couch and run around the yard with stella and god, especially on off-days, it's a good way to get his energy out. (he also has a little beef with stella, cos sometimes he shows up and stella's in misa's lap, taking up all his attention and sam just has to sit there and whine til he gets it back. think monkey touched on this awhile ago and yeah, true asf.)

the thing about this though, is that toff isn't an alpha. (not in the abo sense but also that too.) he's a safe person, caring even, but he can't lead the pack. he's not commanding in a way that makes sam's head turn. if toff tried to scold sam or swat him with a newspaper or something, he'd laugh it off. that's why he needs reavo to set him straight. (thinking seriously about how mango said "great with kids, cannot be trusted around chickens.")

finally, and this is important to me because my family's from the north, huskies are working dogs. very competent, easily bored. they need a task so they don't go haywire and try break through the glass patio door trying to chase a bird. this is how i see sam with misa. misa goes with the flow, as discussed, often to his own detriment. sam sees picking up the slack, taking care of misa in the ways he won't take care of himself, as his job. and he's very protective of it too. he knows misa's pre-practice smoothie order by heart and nobody else should try picking it up or sam'll bare his teeth.

as for the touching his butt thing, dogs are just horny and have no impulse control. i know i talk about sam as a dom a lot but he's not a dom for real, he's just misa's dom because it's part of his job. part of taking care of misa. if a man stronger than sam pushed him up against a wall, he's not gonna say no.

this is my husky!sam thesis proposal thanks for asking