#dickourse

[mondkaelbchen]

i'm SAYINGGG we respect hypothetical small dick jannik in this house it's not a knock on him at allll but the dickscourse is rly funny to me. idc idc i want carlos covering his whole package in one hand and i'm not apologizing for this.

yeah see you get me !!! when carlos is holding it in his hand, it's covered completely, not even the pretty pink head peeking out. and carlos is just cooing at jannik what a cute little dick he has, praising how responsive he is, how sweet it is that it's trying to get hard when it's not even gonna fuck anything anyways!!

jannik is used to guys not even really touching it but carlos worships it. and jannik is LOST because it's! so! intense!!! carlos kneading it in his hand a little, swiping a calloused thumb over the sensitive head to wipe away the steady dribble of precum, casually tugging at it and murmuring encouragements as jannik is writhing and shaking on the bed, just absolutely losing it because it feels so so so so good.

ugh, just.. carlos gently holding it in his mouth and slowly sucking as he holds eye contact with janni. laving sweet kisses all over it even after he's spent, tugging at it like it's a toy, not minding how jannik is breathless and whining with oversensitivity, because carlos knows jannik likes it deep down, likes when he gets a little mean with it. afterall, nothing gets jannik hard faster than when carlos strokes both their cocks together, his own engulfing jannik's.

but he doesn't stop when jannik has come, because carlos thinks jannik's cock is sooooo cute when it's soft, just so little, rosy pink and smeared with precum.

anyways... yeagh :)

[bookwyrminspiration]

Dimitar is supposedly built a lot like a gorilla, and they have an erect penis length of 6 cm (a little over 2 inches), so I think there's an argument to be made for him having a small dick!

He's also pretty short, under 6 feet tall, so there isn't actually any canonical reason to believe his dick is above the typical human range. I'm not sure why the fandom seems to think he has a huge monster cock.

(I blame Fin. It's usually Fin behind this sort of thing)

You've sold me, Nonsie, I've made up my mind. Though if we're getting more specifically into ape mating as the basis, we'd need to know more about female ogres and mating rituals in ogre culture.

Said specifically referencing this thing I read, which theorizes said behavior around mating influences dick size. On the one hand, ogres are compared to gorillas. On the other, their leader is determined by competition/fight to the death, which could carry over into copulation. However, we've seen no evidence that's the case. Based on Ro's comments, it seems they pair akin to humans and the gorilla dick is the most solid comparison so far

Of course I'm not at all an expert on apes, just on keeper, so take all these comparisons with a grain of salt. There may be an argument yet

[lizzzybooo]

Lowkey it would be really fucking funny if Phil’s nudes leaked and his pp isn’t that big and everyone out here thinking he has a footlong like i just want to see that reaction everyone be clowning

lol it'll cause a riot in the phandom! It's basically the only consensus we have 😪

[rabdoidal]

i agree with either trans cad or massive dong cad because he's 7 feet tall and that shit is proportional but also also where(who) do you imagine his business going into or onto

me, lying on my bed, twisting the phone chord around my fingers: i like him with molly, him with molly & caleb, him with jester, him with pumat, him with anyone honestly

the nein care about him a lot which is my favourite kind of dynamic, and id like to think while cad and molly have very different outlooks, they would have an interesting relationship

[sword--wings]

43+notes on my post from antis crying that genderbends are transphobic BC idk aus are evil or some shit Someone draw me all girl team voltron in one big polyamorous relationship 😚😊😘

[byunlucid]

Yall: baekhyun is a shrimp

Me, an intellectual: 

[bookwyrminspiration]

hey hey dimitar is said to be built like a gorilla on steroids and gorillas have one of the smallest dicks compared to body size in the animal kingdom so dickcourse settled now. no need. no need for allat.

I see you're trying to get ahead of all this and stop it before it starts. I commend your efforts.

We'll see if it works, or if dickourse breaks containment from where it seems to be, currently, entirely contained to my blog. I take only marginal responsibility.

Oh and also I concur with your conclusion. Gorgilla dick

[ashandeiji]

so we went from dick discourse to foot discourse huh. idk if we upgraded or downgraded but my instincts are telling me downgraded

this is 100% a downgrade and me and tumblr user niwamura-eiji are about to fist fight as ur new source of entertainment cause i REFUSE to let the foot fetish discussion continue