#dickposting

[shiftythrifting]

Would u pay $300 for these

at least it's honest advertising

[puppygirlarmpitsweat]

*quick save

i call her dick the path of least resistance the way i be going down on it

*load save

i call her dick the path of pain the way its white and hard

*load save

i call her dick and it picks up on the first ring

-500 rep

[ring-of-key]

Guys they let people of color murder whales now. Because of woke.

[k0m0r3biii]

this is the stupidest thing ive ever made and has an audience of ONLY me. you will look at it

[micah-is-a-rock]

sorry babe the green ribbon tied around my dick stays on during sex

[thedevilsrain]

new favorite richard iii 1955 line read

[fata-vocant]

ishmael, moby dick chapter 90-something: did you know that whales (🐋🐳) can get sick (🤔)?

[hanarinhightown]

*herman melville voice* if yearning for the sea isnt the raison d'etre of all men then why is blood wet like the sea, why, when a beautiful lad is aroused, does his body get wet like the sea, why does—