chasing a spurious starlight

she/they. 24, shakespeare nerd. dog with a blog. i post whatever i feel: right now it’s project hail mary, word of honor, 2ha, and assorted classics. shakespeare/theater blog: @shaxqueer

[marzimars]

Somewhere the stars shine bright

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[opt1gan]

Unrestrained summer fun

[penumbraphantasm]

okay

[amalsoappickle]

Friend inside me is real and on suicide watch

[hydro-city-zone]

[mushyooms]

weaver's web

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[crabussy]

man come on. it's colours

[crabussy]

THIS IS OUR RADIUM. you're absolutely right

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

How it feels to use any tool, app, or website right now

[fata-vocant]

gen z beatles be like: 🎶suh 🌞suh 🌞suh 🌞here it cuh🎶

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[horribly-precise-transcriptions]

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

[apesoformythoughts]

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact