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M 21 | algernop krieger is my wife | that guy that knows a lot about all that fucked up shit | IM JEWISH ANTISEMITES STAY AWAY FROM ME

[k0m0r3biii]

ABOUT ME

21 y/o man, engaged, american, jewish, vegan, strange and unnerving, talk to me

this blog is just a homunculus of everything i love and think about. no order to it really.

THINGS I LIKE QUITE A LOT:

archer, nirvanna the band the show, that 70s show, star trek tos, sopranos, better call saul, morel orel, south park, richard nixon (im not republican just autistic), 7 million other things

i love movies and music in general. esp horror and dark comedy; metal and prog rock (ELO ily)

i am studying criminal psychology & rehabilitation so bewarned sometimes ill post about things like that. nothing graphic but what can i say i keep it real

i like my fraands cal and maddy and dex and stan and rick and kenz and ariana and kelsey and hal and felix and oscar :)

TAGS:

i use #dickposting when i post about richard nixon or watergate

i use #ntbts to post about nirvanna the band the show

[idestroyeddisco]

and bitch it don’t mean NOTHING!

[devcrap]

doug idk

[femme-4-butches]

A fashionable femme and a stud in front of a car in 1950s Buffalo, New York.

In "Boots of Leather, Slippers of Gold: The History of a Lesbian Community" by Elizabeth Lapovsky Kennedy and Madeline D. Davis.

[verygoodcomments]

[prokopetz]

Last night I dreamed that Tumblr used AI to implement a mandatory feature that automatically placed illustrative emojis before all important nouns in posts, like the dialogue in Super Mario Odyssey, except there was something wrong with the AI and it gradually started identifying every noun as "gun".

[puppiegracie]

I'm your favorite mutuals tolerated mutual

[rneliflua]

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

[webseriesmatt]

HOLD UP

[webseriesmatt]

Like are you kidding me

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[wokedogschenkopf]

this breached containment on twitter and is now just being rted by people who hate their roommates

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[willowofthehearth]

If you’re reblogging this maybe also do a couple stretches. Gods know our back and shoulders could use it.

[lilisonna]

The aging of the Tumblr userbase does more for my stretching routine then anything else.

Thank you, my generational cousins. I will go and stretch now.

[silly2tilly]

rosies ordering from mcdonalds ..

[mattys-marbles]

don't have a life without me !

[quadriplegichorseandcarriage]

here's a "doodle" from the movie that ended up taking way too long. Buff matt!

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Reblogging for last comment.

[eyesofatragedy67]

With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.

[hazeldomain]

*this can be reblogged every year

[systlin]

I’m going to make cake. There’s going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.

[jackdaw-kraai]

Look, I’m gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, I’ll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I won’t be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause I’ll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, it’s the one and only chance you’ll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world won’t complain. 

[blondejaneblonde]

…I know I just reblogged this, but that last comment 👌👨🏻‍🍳

[finnglas]

Listen I’m already designing the cake I’m gonna order from Publix.

[caitlynlynch]

I want to see the fireworks from AUSTRALIA, guys. Make it happen.