#dicksney

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merida developing a bear kink

This one makes me smile. Lots to glean, and think of all the possibilities when her mother catches on. Finds her rutting against all the bear pelts still hung around the castle. Or, you know, Elinor knowing she's been eyeing the triplets when they come of age.

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which d•sney prince or princess is most likely to have a gloryhole somewhere in the servants quarters to anonymously provide special service to castle staff?

Most likely, in my opinion, would be either Rapunzel or Belle. Cinderella is a close second to that pair. But I am especially interested in Belle, and potentially her coaxing Beast into trying it out. Soon, he'll be lathing on his servant's cocks with fluttering ears and the most blissful expression.

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1. Dave x Beta Mom, accidental timetravel.

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do you have a list of other fandoms that you like/write for?

Homestuck Prime. D•sney, with a few exceptions. Legend of Zelda. Dishonored. Among Us. Hollow Knight. Overwatch. Furi.

There might be more but the list is building as I arrange tags.

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anonymous asked: ok but how come sleeping beauty gets to have all the somno fun? you can't seriously tell me all those dwarfs built a see-through coffin for no reason

Tragedy. The only way to describe it. Horror, grief, and so much loss. Dwarves are an inherently magical race, but all the knowledge in the world can't break a spell so evil. A sleep akin to death. Forever young, but forever gone. It breaks their hearts.

But the girl, their Snow White, is just as beautiful as she was in life. There's no denying her now-immortalized perfection. With their minds put together, the grieving dwarves build a casket of glass. She is laid to rest on a short pedestal, her head so delicately propped on her very favorite pillow, and each of her loyal little men say a sweet word over her form.

That should have been all. Grief is a powerful emotion, dragging the dwarves to visit their Snow White well into the winter after her passing, to profess quiet wants and desires to perfect ears. All were aware of the others' coping methods. Out of respect, none brought attention to the sometimes missed streaks of release adorning her final resting place.

With Snow White locked away in a clear tomb, unable to tug at their cocks and their hearts, matters are handled in the only way they can be. There is a peace to be had, knowing that she will not grow old even as her plush lips brush over sensitive places in the warm afternoon sun.

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rapunzel and eugene from tangled are a bi powercouple

Rapunzel sparks something in him. Bright and yearning and beautiful in a way he never would have known without her. There’s a guilt in that, stealing her away from her tower (even if she insisted on doing it herself) and exposing her to the terrors of the real world (even if she... managed them all just fine) and...

Well.

Admittedly, he’s a bit of a chauvinist. She’s a capable girl. Trusting, naive to a degree about all the ways the world works, heart not quiet calloused. But she can hold her own, survive. Maybe he’s jealous of that ease, and the idea makes Eugene laugh to himself with an armful of bread and cheese, caught in the way her golden hair reflects sunlight.

Maximus stands proudly behind him, chuffing in amusement as Rapunzel spins and skips across the small city market square. She gathers all manner of partners, children and men who look nervous to sway off-beat but fall prey to her beaming smile, and women who fluster but flutter into place at her enthusiasm. It’s impressive.

Almost as impressive as her convincing him to join in. Granted, the horse helped.

He laments the fallen meal items, but he’s caught up in the arms of a broad man with silver in his hair. Eugene smiles, halfway between nervous and interest. He’s not a bad-looking guy, even pinks at the ears when he realizes the notorious Flynn Rider is matching him step for step. Their hips align, thighs brushing, fingers curling together.

When he’s given off to the next dancer, a spritely girl with red hair hanging in thick curls, Eugene smolders all over again. She laughs, delighted, and spins him with enough force that he nearly knocks into Rapunzel. The beat changes, partners shift, he’s cradled by an older lady as the redhead takes Rapunzel’s calloused hands. They dance bosom to bosom, the young blonde’s cheeks warming with her bright grin.

It’s there again. That spark. Bright and yearning and beautiful.

As husband and wife, one day, they’ll be fresh from a different kind of dance. Something more intimate, his hands splayed over her back and bare thighs and wet with her arousal as they struggle to breathe naturally again. Eugene figures he’ll ask her then, whether she felt something... special in that square, with the redhead and the half-dozen blushing girls after her.

“Of course I did,” she’ll say, drawing circles on his chest and beaming, “—same as you with all those handsome couriers.”

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