#dickspagetti

[ukulelekatie]

Re: snacking. I'm housesitting currently and don't wanna eat any of their food even though they were like help yourself to whatever. That's how I ended up in my predicament of snacking on a bag of fried shallots that I was gonna use in cooking later.

This reminds me of the time my mom and I were housesitting for my grandparents while they were having some work done on their pool and my mom, who is allergic to coconut, ate a Girl Scout Samoa cookie purely out of boredom 

[asynca]

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LOL DEGGUBKCITS TEG

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[lesbiansavingthrow]

Actually no lol I can understand that bc terf is the go to insult on shitblr whenever you dont agree w/ someones tunnel vision world ideals

yeah lmao last time I got called a terf because I said junkrat is ugly

[coffeeskater]

"I refuse to send that angel to America" what a mood that is 😂

we  all know how terrible they treat immigrants, POC and queers, she’d have exactly none of that XD Plus Im Canadian and write what you know right?

[sniperct]

SYLVANIA, AND SS ENDURANCE? UR BLESSING THE GAYS

Oh I’ve been blessing with SS Endurance for a very long time ;)

[bigmammallama5]

JULIENUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ssssSSSTOPPIT IM GONNA SEW YOU INTO YOUR ROMPER

[loves-quinns]

Sassy sweater wearing cafe/bookshop au gay kinda vibes

oh hell yeah that’s almost everything I’m going for

[elevnns]

oh shit another fan of The Neighbourhood?

haha idk if I would classify as a ‘fan’ since I don’t know a lot of their music, but the stuff I have heard, I do like!