I am a trash barge

You can call me Hawke or Coffee! 28 (when did that happen??) Transmasc (He/They) skater, avid coffee drinker and mechanic, little crow thief. Prompts requests: open! FUCK FORDS!!!

[empress-runner]

I love you Bamf but that was just dumb

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 911: 🐢 & 💥

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[marcoble]

Time for everyone’s favorite game show:

Is That Weird Habit A Demon Thing or Autism???🎉🎉🎉

This time, learning why running away from Rumi is a terrible idea, regardless of if you’re a demon.👇👇👇

Zoey: So, we just have to… run? Like, with no direction? Just start sprinting?

Celine: Yes.

Zoey: Right, okay- and, not that I am questioning your instructions, of course, but… why?

Celine: It is a part of your training in endurance and reaction time. Now, are you both ready to begin?

Mira, slightly angry: Wait wait wait, hang on, why doesn’t Rumi have to do this with us??

Celine: She will also be participating, Mira. Just in a different manner. Now, no more questions. Begin on my signal.

*Mira and Zoey both turn to get into sprinting positions, with Celine standing multiple yards away*

Zoey: This is.. weird, right? I don’t know if maybe she’s just trying to give us a break? This feels like some newbie stuff.

Mira: Yeah, especially without a finish line of some kind. Of course, Rumi gets to do something different because she’s too good for this.

Zoey: Aw come on, Mir, I don’t think-

Celine whistles sharply to begin the training exercise:

*FWWEEEEEEET!*

Mira, jogging casually: -Ugh, this is stupid. 

Zoey, slowing her own sprint to talk to the other girl: Are you not gonna at least, y'know, try?

Mira: why should I? It’s not like there’s anything to run fr-

*FWEEEET!*

*Immediately following the second whistle, the sound of rapid footfalls gaining on them makes both girls look over their shoulders*

Zoey: What the-

Rumi:

[snoopyhalfreturn]

the concept art is so fucking gorgeous I can’t

[thefarmerthatlivesinyourwalls]

Oh these bitches GAY

[doodlesofwhimsy]

Rumi Fang gems💎✨ Inspired by the latest chapter of "she kpop on my demon til I hunt her"

I could not stop thinking abt Rumi with Fang gems after reading it and I literally could not focus on anything until I put this out. I need to go cram for my diff eq exam now💔

[corpse-collectorr]

WHO IS THE CUTEST DEMON EVER???

[clar-a-m]

Huntrix Valentine's Day card but make it gayer ✨💖

(Original below the cut)

and a PNG version of the heart in case you want to have some fun with it too

[alexisvaunt]

So... we can all agree there's no heterosexual explanation for this, right? I can't fathom why she'd be wearing two identical padlock bracelets if they weren't given to her by Mira and Zoey.

I looked through the entire movie, these are the only scenes where they're visible. However, during the Idol Awards, you can't see them even when her left sleeve rides up enough to reveal her patterns, but the instant the jacket is removed, they're there.

The Doylistic approach says it's an animation/outfit error, she isn't modeled wearing both the jacket and the bracelets (clipping issue?) The Watsonian approach, though, says she must be wearing them up near her elbow, which actually makes sense for other parts of the movie as well (we never see her whole forearms without her wearing them, but when her sleeves ride up they don't tend to be visible), particularly because they're present in the Golden MV and in a random demon fight.

All of this to say: these bitches gay, your honor. It's a pre-canon established relationship, even.

One more really clear shot for good measure.

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[sepublic]

The bitterSWEET (emphasis on that!!!) tone towards Park Planet really has me thinking of this point Dana made earlier:

[c-rowlesblogs]

Knights of Guinevere is a show with tenderness and deep empathy in its heart for creative professionals (Andi) in a world where the most prestigious job they can aspire to—and that will let them make a living—is to work for a monolithic company that will extract their talent and energy and burn them up in order to fulfill its highest and only goal of asserting total market dominance even harder. Knights of Guinevere understands what it’s like to have the output of that monolithic corporation nonetheless inspire a lifetime of dreams and escapism, especially those dreams as a relief and refuge from a hard life (Frankie). This show loves the artists whose work’s beauty and essential humanity survive the crushing, grinding gears of corporate sensibilities and infuse the projects they’re a part of, that make it out into the world to touch other human hearts. It loves the dreamers who see that beauty and humanity in that art and are touched by it, who see the magic as children and carry that feeling with them all their lives. It’s a show with love for people, and righteous, radiant anger towards the corporation that would burn out, drain, and sicken those people, and kill their world and fill it with garbage, all in service to itself.

[cyprinidaen]

photo study but make it rumi

[sexhaver]

that clips of the nazi at University of Washington who starts throwing seig heils and shouting slurs in a gender studies lecture before getting chased outside by THE ENTIRE LECTURE is the funniest shit ive ever seen because 1. they keep releasing more angles of it 2. this happens in their campus square, which is without exaggeration the single largest flat, paved, vacant area i have ever seen that isn't a parking lot, and 3. it's like 200 people bearing down on one (1) dude. someone posted an aerial shot and it looks like when you fuck up in the scouting phase of an RTS and accidentally pull aggro from the entire enemy home base

[sexhaver]

he's the one in the light blue shirt at the very top

[jessilynallendilla]

here's a news clip

[chongoblog]

[alielerart]

The movie would’ve been way shorter if Zoey was allowed to summon a gun

[raydillust]

BNUY

[kuttithevangu]

Dogs love to sit on you with as many of their bones as possible

[dokidibi]

Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys