#dicktective

[gruftiela]

🥭 Why do I believe the S.A.S. would enjoy this game? 🥭

@lokischambermaid @lokisgoodgirl @glitchquake @gigglingtiggerv2 @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @wheredafandomat @muddyorbsblr

[diktectiveharley]

Pablo Schreiber

Height: 6’5

Length: red line

Girth: blue line

Approximation: 8 inch length, 6-7 inch circumference, 2.5-3 inch diameter

[mindonmymoneyandmoneyonmymind]

"Then i don't need magic at all. What I need...is a detective"

[sgtjamesrogers]

"Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤"

i will always associate you with your 1d superhero au first and foremost. but my favorite is your butcher/hughie the boys cabin fic. :') but your secret, unfinished WIP langdon/robbie the pitt fic will take its spot when YOU FINISH IT [insert emilia perez gun gif]

so you're telling me you think about my fic :)))))))

but !!!!! shaaaaaaaan it really makes me kick my feet hearing you say that you like that butcher/hughie fic, which tbh may or may not get a little ficlet of a coda in the next few months because of that bts pic of karl and jack on the beach that was apparently one of the last (if not that last?) thing they shot together....... my brain has a few thoughts on That

BUT (part 2) I'M HOWLING AT [insert emilia perez gun gif] please know the doc is open and i just added about 300 words to it :))

[kadebronson]

#shann! ur tag!#before i saw it i was like#well better apologize to ppl who also follow me on twit since i just rt'd this WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME LOL

SUBJECT ALL THE FOLLOWERS TO THE CUTE FANART

[kakashihours]

uwu ily 💖💖💖😘😘😘

UWU ILY2 

[prewars]

dicktective replied to your photoset: amazing. a classic work of art.

I have that quilt!!!!

dude how do you stop it from pilling up when you wash it i’m too lazy to get one of those fabric shavers

[kadebronson]

aw i don’t think it’s that bad except for maybe when he’s like sobbing as he’s talking lol i think he’s just still scorned and hurting from misfits

anyway he’s left and he’s going to miss all of klau’s best parts now :(