zeno probably annoyed him at some point cause now whenever someone calls his phone, instead of his typical ringtone, zeno's phone now blasts out aqua's iconic barbie girl.
He almost crushes the phone in his hand right there and then as his ears are assaulted by... sound, stopping himself from doing so when he remembers these phones are not easily replaced. Having his ears blasted to hell and back about some 'barbie girl' is not worth the headache he'd get trying to explain to his superiors why he'd destroyed his phone and he cancels the call, cursing under his breath all the while. What kind of fucking song was that? Life in plastic? It's fantastic? No it fucking wasn't. Who made this song? And why was it on his phone? He never put that on and again he's forced to cancel the incoming call meaning it was probably important as he checks his settings, trying to find sound so he can set it to vibrate only for the meantime. Relief hits him when the caller rings a third time, the phone blissfully silent except for when he does answer only to get his hearing assaulted by the voice on the other end of the line. It was still early and already he had a splitting headache meaning this was going to be a loooong day. Just wait until he got hold of who'd messed with his phone. They'd wish a thousand times they didn't do what they just did.
















