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Since I’ve been binge listening to ‘Elisabeth Das Musical’ today it’s time for a handful of DER TOD HEADCANONS~

Regular Ol’ Headcanons:

- WILL kick your ass at kareoke WITHOUT MERCY. In fact he’ll kick EVERYONE IN THE ROOM’S ASS JUST TO PROVE A POINT!!! NOBODY IS BETTER THAN HIM!!!

- Owns at least 12 different pairs of black high heeled boots that all have mildly subtle differences in shape/pattern but literally all look the same to any normal person. Tod however can tell every subtle difference.

- He always wakes up like this, because he never sleeps. Death doesn’t need sleep. Sleep is for the living.

- Can only take people to the underworld if they give consent or they’re severely injured.

- POWERWALKS EVERYWHERE HE GOES!!! HARDCORE STRUTTER!!!

- A VERY good dancer and way more agile than people give him credit for (He secretly practices a lot, but won’t admit it.)

- Can move literally silently at will, but always makes a dramatic enterance anyway because he’s extra as hell. He’ll only skip the dramatics when he’s being serious or super sneaky.

Relationship Headcanons:

- Tod is VERY deliberate with his flirting, he does it with a lot of people but takes great pride with me because A) I fluster very easily and B) He enjoys the fact it annoys Enjolras so much.

- Whenever Enjolras takes him up on this, he has always responds with “What are you going to do, friend... Kill me?” and the biggest shiteating grin he can muster.

- Enjolras literally goes into full protecc mode if Tod is even within 6 feet of me, he is NOT afraid to fist-fight Death.... However that may work.... He didn’t quite think that one through...

- Tod’s favourite past-time is to sneak up behind me whenever he knows Enjolras isn’t around, lean close to my ear and hit me with that whispery low voice of his.

- Tod please I am a GOOD ACE WOMAN and loYAL~

- surprise, he doesn’t give a shit and just does it even more - the cycle continues!

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