#dietoni

[austriansuggestion]

oh boi. Suffer with me world,suffer with me.

[austriansuggestion]

The weirdest thing about the Wiener Linien? They are trying to do memes. Like they have this red alien mascot called Bruno and they make this old meme pictures with the two coloured rays (like social awkward penguin) and some text and Bruno in the middle. I just wanted to let you guys know. Meming in public life. ~just-vienna-things

[austriansuggestion]

As promised. I have another one I'll post next week or something. I struggle with an english translation. The question is:my favourite animal? Answer: The cinnamon bun In german cinnamon buns are called cinnamon snail. Because the buns look like a snail shell. Ugh. German is weird.

[austriansuggestion]

Wieviel Persönlichkeit eines Hofers steckt in dir?

I wollt scho immer wissen wieviel Hofer in mir steckt (und i hoff auf 0% pls)

[austriansuggestion]

Remember kids a forward roll is called "tumble roll" in german (more accurately a tumble tree,but thats a different story). Even our gymnastic techniques are implying that we are clumsy as fuck.

[austriansuggestion]

Mod ist tot

Also beinahe. Ich war jetzt ne lange Zeit sehr ruhig weil Arbeit und Uni und Urlaub aber mich plagt das schlechte Gewissen gegenüber der großartigen Michelle die den Laden trotz Wahlwahnwitz allein geschmissen hat uns gelobe Besserung. Sorrü.

[austriansuggestion]

#31: Embrace the rain. The rain is a sign that higher forces do exist and that we shall not deny them. It's a reminder that we we are tiny creatures that walk upon a layer of dirt and that we can be cleansed from if we fail our gods. Do not ignore the rain as it will anger those who we entertain. Embrace it. Honor it. Otherwise we will be doomed.

[austriansuggestion]

Why is there no andi&alex fanfiction. There's so much potential.

had to google them and: aren’t those too the same person? They look kinda similar :D

But good question I can see the shipping potential in those too. Someone should write hot kitchen smutfic.