#difloon

[incorrectghostpokemonquotes]

Rotom: Where should our next trip be?

Chandelure: The Bahamas!

Rotom: oh, I don’t know about that-

Drifloon: lets all go to HELL!

Rotom:

Rotom: no

[ame-pan-blog]

gijinka adopt: mega banette and drifflon [open] by amepan

[burntembers]

Insane pokemon dex

>Drifloon: It tries to bring children to the underworld by pulling onto their hands, but it gets swung around instead. >Haunter: Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes. >SPOINK bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokemoncannot afford to stop bouncing - if it stops, its heart will stop. >Dusclops's body is completely hollow - there is nothing at all inside. It is said that its body is like a black hole. This Pokemon will absorb anything into its body, but nothing will ever come back out. Anyone who dares peer into its body to see its spectral ball of fire will have their spirit stolen away.  >METAGROSS is the result of two METANG achieving fusion. When hunting, this POKEMON pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach. >Golbat: Its fangs easily puncture animal hide. It loves to feast on the blood of people and Pokemon. It flits about in darkness and strikes from behind. >Shedinja's hard body doesn't move - not even a twitch. In fact, its body appears to be merely a hollow shell. It is believed that this Pokemon will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back.