Thanksgiving (long skit?)
Frillish: Before we begin, What is everyone thankful for-
Gengar: Nobody gives a fuck, Frillish, can we eat now? I only came out of my room for the food-
Mismagius: We already know that, you fatass
Haunter: Don’t be rude to my hubby!
Mismagius: I hope you realize your “hubby” is a fatass :)
Haunter: LISTEN HERE CUNT-
Aegislash: Come on, guys! Let’s try to have a good thanksgiving without arguing!
Haunter: Fine...can we eat?
Banette: Wait, who made the food?
Banette: Oh fuck that I’m not eating ANY of the shit you made
Mimikyu: Remember last year? You gave everyone food poisoning.
Honedge: Dusknoir, I thought you said we wouldn’t let Frillish cook this year?
Dusknoir: She wouldn’t stop screeching about it so I just let her to shut her up.
Banette: I’d rather starve than eat any of this
Golett: Starve then, more for me!
Golurk: Golett, are you seriously going to eat this? Just- No, let’s order pizza instead-
Frillish: No! It’s thaNKSGIVING AND WE’RE GOING TO EAT TOGETHER AND PRETEND WE LIKE EACH OTHER!
Sandygast: Jfc, calm down. We’ll eat it.
(At the table 15 minutes later)
Palossand: And so, turns out it wasn’t a rash, it was actually a-
Pumpkaboo: Okay, that’s enough out of you. We’re trying to eat here
Shuppet: No, let him talk it’s distracting me from the food
Frillish: Oh, come on! It’s not that bad!
Polteageist: You’re right, it’s worst.
Duskull: You guys need to stop being mean to Frillish! She tried her best!
Sableye, obviously jealous: Oh so you can defend her for doing the bare minimum but you can’t defend me at all!?
Duskull: Come on, bro! She’s our friend-
Sableye: Bro!? I’m your BOYFRIEND-
(They start to argue and it makes everyone increasingly uncomfortable, but Haunter gets angry)
Haunter: Gengar, why can’t me and you have a couple argument!?
Gengar: What’re you talking about?!
Haunter: I see how much I mean to you, you can consider our promise ring CANCELLED *throws a ring pop to the floor*
Gengar: w-why would you,,,do something like that- *starts crying*
Gastly: You’re a total bitch, Haunter!
Shuppet: god this entire thanksgiving is a shitshow. It’s all your fault, Frillish.
Polteageist: No, it’s Dusknoir’s fault for letting her cook because he’s a pussy!
Frillish: It’s Banettes fault for being a bitch about the whole thing and putting everyone in a bad mood!
Decidueye: Banette, don’t do anything you’ll regret!-
Banette: TOO LATE *Grabs the turkey and yeets it at Frillish*
(At that, a full-blown fight breaks out between everyone. Except for Gengar because he’s crying and cradling the ring pop under the table)
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