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@incorrectghostpokemonquotes
Sandygast: I know what I want for Christmas!
Misdreavus: a personality?
Sandygast:
Sandygast: okay look here bitch-
Shedinja: You know what we need? A team name! A name that’s cool, a name that’ll make our enemies QUIVER IN THEIR BOOTS-
Phantump: “The Friendship Squad”!
Shedinja: Absolutely fucking not
Uh a PSA and possible spoilers?
There are (apparently) new ghost types in SWSH
I WILL add them to this blog, but I need to do my research first! I will add a spoiler tag when I get the names of them though
Thanksgiving (long skit?)
Frillish: Before we begin, What is everyone thankful for-
Gengar: Nobody gives a fuck, Frillish, can we eat now? I only came out of my room for the food-
Mismagius: We already know that, you fatass
Haunter: Don’t be rude to my hubby!
Mismagius: I hope you realize your “hubby” is a fatass :)
Haunter: LISTEN HERE CUNT-
Aegislash: Come on, guys! Let’s try to have a good thanksgiving without arguing!
Haunter: Fine...can we eat?
Banette: Wait, who made the food?
Frillish: I did!
Banette: Oh fuck that I’m not eating ANY of the shit you made
Frillish: Why not!?
Mimikyu: Remember last year? You gave everyone food poisoning.
Honedge: Dusknoir, I thought you said we wouldn’t let Frillish cook this year?
Dusknoir: She wouldn’t stop screeching about it so I just let her to shut her up.
(collective groan)
Banette: I’d rather starve than eat any of this
Golett: Starve then, more for me!
Golurk: Golett, are you seriously going to eat this? Just- No, let’s order pizza instead-
Frillish: No! It’s thaNKSGIVING AND WE’RE GOING TO EAT TOGETHER AND PRETEND WE LIKE EACH OTHER!
Sandygast: Jfc, calm down. We’ll eat it.
Frillish: Good :)
(At the table 15 minutes later)
Palossand: And so, turns out it wasn’t a rash, it was actually a-
Pumpkaboo: Okay, that’s enough out of you. We’re trying to eat here
Shuppet: No, let him talk it’s distracting me from the food
Frillish: Oh, come on! It’s not that bad!
Polteageist: You’re right, it’s worst.
Duskull: You guys need to stop being mean to Frillish! She tried her best!
Sableye, obviously jealous: Oh so you can defend her for doing the bare minimum but you can’t defend me at all!?
Duskull: Come on, bro! She’s our friend-
Sableye: Bro!? I’m your BOYFRIEND-
(They start to argue and it makes everyone increasingly uncomfortable, but Haunter gets angry)
Haunter: Gengar, why can’t me and you have a couple argument!?
Gengar: What’re you talking about?!
Haunter: I see how much I mean to you, you can consider our promise ring CANCELLED *throws a ring pop to the floor*
(Collective gasp)
Gengar: w-why would you,,,do something like that- *starts crying*
Gastly: You’re a total bitch, Haunter!
Shuppet: god this entire thanksgiving is a shitshow. It’s all your fault, Frillish.
Frillish: How!?
Polteageist: No, it’s Dusknoir’s fault for letting her cook because he’s a pussy!
Dusknoir: Hey!
Frillish: It’s Banettes fault for being a bitch about the whole thing and putting everyone in a bad mood!
Banette: you know what?-
Decidueye: Banette, don’t do anything you’ll regret!-
Banette: TOO LATE *Grabs the turkey and yeets it at Frillish*
(At that, a full-blown fight breaks out between everyone. Except for Gengar because he’s crying and cradling the ring pop under the table)
Phantump: Life is easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Banette: more like Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.
Lunala: There’s only 365 days left till next Halloween
Gengar, in the background: THREE-SIXTY-FOUR!
Hoopa: VIBE CHECK!
Hoopa: *throws a pumpkin at Giratina’s face*
Mimikyu: I just want someone to take me out
Dusknoir: Like on a date or with a sniper?
Mimikyu: Surprise me.
I want... to give Shedinja a hug... My good bug baby... I'm love....
babey,,,
He loves hugs so go wild fam
What's your favorite gen?
Ahdhshds this is probably SO late but-
My favorite gen, I’m not gonna lie, is all of them tbh. I love Pokémon a lot-
“Remember when I said that this plan would work? I was wrong.”
—Hoopa, probably
Polteageist: What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Chandelure: I’m just going as myself
Polteageist: So a clown then?
Chandelure: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-
Hey
It’s my birthday today!
I’m,,,16 now I feel old
Gengar, violently opening the shower curtains: IT’S OCTOBER!
Haunter: *SCREAMS*
Shedinja: Banette’s insults are...weird.
Banette, from another room: YOU CAN DIDDLY DARN SUCK MY DICK SHEDINJA
Gengar: I don’t remember how I died honestly
Gengar: All I can remember from my past life is yelling “Hey guys, watch this!” And then I woke up a Gengar
Shedinja: Guys, Haunter is unconscious! We gotta get to the hospital and fast!
Pumpkaboo: I should drive then
Doublade: Why?
Pumpkaboo: Because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it
Doublade: Whatever, lets go
(Five minutes later)
Everyone in the car except Pumpkaboo: *SCREAMING*