47 & 23☺️
47. How would you spend your ideal day?
I would sleep in until 10 am. I would take a bath. Someone would prepare me a breakfast of waffles, French Toast, sausage, bacon, and eggs. There would be apple juice. I would read a good book for a few hours while someone scratched my back. I would eat an edible and get a very large appetite and eat several donuts and brownies but also a very good sandwich—like something with all the fixings. I would watch some type of standup comedy that made me laugh until my stomach hurt. I would be very cozy on the couch and my dog would snuggle with me. I would take a nap and wake up feeling rested. Someone would prepare me a dinner of steak and roasted potatoes and honeyed carrots. I wouldn’t have to do the dishes. I would have zero responsibilities all day and nothing hanging over my head. I would have one of those magical writing moods where the words just fell out of my brain, and I would write until I went to sleep. The end.
23. Have you ever met someone famous?
Yeah! I’ve met two of my favorite authors (Daniel Handler AKA Lemony Snicket and Miriam Toews) and a favorite poets (Andrea Gibson and Billy Collins). I’ve met some musicians (Kimya Dawson and also 3OH!3 back when I was into them, hahaha). I wouldn’t say I met him so much as I got his autograph—but Rupert Grint signed my Deathly Hallows book at the premiere of Deathly Hallows Part I. Oh! I’ve also met my favorite comedian, Hari Kondabolu,
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