#digger the dermatophyte

[skelleste]

I don't know why I made this.

[limestoner]

Period Problems. Because not all women have periods and not all periods have women people with periods are women! And all women are humans and all humans are people.

I thought lol pppp all finished my thought so nvm.

My last appointment of the day was cancelled. I asked the front desk person why. The building was noisy and Ms. Front Desk said: “_-_-^-\_” [Quicj sidebar: that attempt to use text characters to draw what the intonation sounded like looks like Stork crawling on the ground pushing a hockey stick.]

_-_-^-\_

Now I see it as Stork flat on the ground as the hockey stick speeds awwy’nnn!! It’s like a flip book. Or a gif with two frames but it’s one image.

I don’t know whether I’m genuinely more creative right now or that my standards are lower and everything I do seems creative to me. I believe that like most things it is a combination but leans towards low standards.

Can’t tell if it’s head noise or the neighbors listening to what sounds like a holiday caroling oompah band going: “LalalalaLALAAALalalala.” It’s gone now.

I still see my friend, Snrlk the snipple snorfed snildebeest on my ceiling. He lives in the snowy white kingdom of the clouds. Earlier he took on a deep, fluid red shade. It faded to black until he returned to his home in the beyond the skinny sky skinks. I want to make up more words but I don’t want to accidentally type a hurtful word by accident and I’m too lazy to do that kind of multilingual spellcheck.

interrupted writing task

-I say 20 sentences aloud and have people write them down

-Something happens that interrupts them so they can’t finish the sentence. Like a bell rings. They have to stop immediately. How immediately can they stop? And most importantly: are they stopping mid-letter? Mid-word? Between words?

I don’t think it tells us anything other than information I’m interested in knowing.

Dear Future BFF:

This stuff coming up involves mildly gross feet. Protect your brain and stomach. In a big purple bear if you have to. So if that bothers you, flee

I had part of this out of order and was performing mental calculations for now to correctly move it but it was shockingly easy.

Trimming nails. What if an emory board was taken from a salmon or \¥’eone or someone and are expecting a ritzy palace and the. They arrive and it’s this mansion with lots of fountains and towers and stairways and swimming pools. Then it is conveyed by the butler (?) to the Criticallg Acclaimed Person owner and THEN… horrible feet. Inhabited by Matt, Toph, and Ike, cousins of Digger the Dermatophyte. But the story started with them and they are kind and peaceful, but it doesn’t change the fact that their toe farming is making gross feet. Now the Emory board must roll up its proverbial sleeves to save the feet and the Dermatophyte brothers.

More body horror:

I finally cut my toenail experiment. I grew a tonsil toenail for awhile without cutting jt. No real reason; just wanted to see what would happen. What happened - it got kind of long and was good for scratching my other leg. The skin on the tip of my big toe is enjoying the sensory experience with being able to touch surfaces again. Usually the nail blocked it like one of those porch awnings. Now every texture on it feels diving. I mean divine!

Rug. Pretend wood floor. Grass. Blanket. Tub.

But NOT the wall. Just thinking about that makes me about to throw up.

Dear Future Limestoner, please remember oh gorsh I plumb forgot wait, now I remember:

Criminals. Now I understand a way that criminals get caught because of context clues. Because you always wondered about it. That’s why it’s locker detective.