#dildoart

[shevibe]

The Tea Time Porcelain Pure Dildo by My Fucsia is the first decorative dildo designed for your pleasure. Made from high quality, natural porcelain, it's designed and produced in Italy. #FuckableArt #DildoArt #TeaTime #SexToyLife @my_fucsia | Photo Credit @kcarrollphoto

[mathes0n]

so hi look at this very rough sketch of a thing im working on

[mathes0n]

Commission for Paro of her fantroll!

[mathes0n]

Hi everyone! I’m finally opening up commissions! I know, took me a few hundred years, right? Well, wait no longer! The time for hoarding my art has finally come. Prepare your wallets.

Let's start off with the prices;

SKETCHES: $4

+$2 per additional character

HEADSHOTS:

Lineart: $8

Flat Colors: $12

Detailed Colors: $15

+$5 for every additional character

BUSTS:

Lineart: $12

Flat Colors: $18

Detailed Colors: $25

+$8 for every additional character

FULL BODY:

Lineart: $18

Flat Colors: $25

Detailed Colors: $30

+$12 for every additional character

Sorry if the prices seem kinda high! If you want to know why I need all this money, then please check out this link that will explain everything: click this

To contact me for commissions, send me an ask (no anons please! We need to exchange email addresses and I don't want to post that around willy nilly) detailing what you are looking for.

Now it's time to lay down the law 

1. No nsfw, gore, or over-complicated mecha/steampunk craziness.

2. You must pay in full first (or the kid gets it); as I work on it, I will send progress shots to your email, and then once I’m finished, I can either email the final file (as a .png) to you, submit it to your blog, or post it on my blog (with your permission).

3. First come first serve motherfuckers. The earlier you pay, the earlier I begin to work on your piece.

4. If you cancel on me then I’ll eat your children.

5. I am willing to draw anyone from any fandom, unless I specify that I can’t, in which case I will give you a proper reason. I will also draw ocs and fan-characters and whatnot.

Additionally, if there are any kindhearted millionaires out there who would like to help me out but don't want art for it, I have a donation button on my mod blog.

Thank you all so very much in advance! I’m so glad to finally get these commissions started, and I am looking forward to working with/for/against you all soon!

[mathes0n]

how to deal w stress: draw really ooc doodles of human 6

[mathes0n]

im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch-

maybe if i draw headshots of ishizu enough then she'll come to life

[mathes0n]

Things that will solve world peace probably: trans woman Rose who has mentored trans man Dave in the ways of smacktalking cis people together

[mathes0n]

Hey Paro remember when I said that I was gonna draw us and remember when I said I was gonna draw u as a pony well I DO (also that is not my official pony design trust me on this) But yeah this is us after we turn into SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME ALICORN SWAGS AND TAKE OVER THE THRONE WITH OUR S W A G Also I hope that u like roxy colors bc I forgot ur pony colors of choice