YES, OF COURSE I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!
𐙚⋆.˚ dilf!dick grayson x milf!reader
⌞ lexy's notes: after that comic panel came out, i just HAD to write for him. i wanna eat him so bad ⌝
cw: lovey dovey dick, a little bit of jealousy, he’s obsessed with you and how good you look as a mom lol, he’s a little nasty in the bedroom but what’s new, dick with salt and pepper hair YUMMMM
dilf!dick grayson that has made it his life's goal to have you and his kids with a constant smile on your faces. he knows that as the years have gone on, he's not as flexible or suave as he used to be. he has to be extra careful when on patrols. he's not just living for himself anymore, he has a wife to come home to and two kids that need their dad back safely at the end of the day. and the excited squeals leaving the toddlers paired with the relieved smile on your lips is enough motivation to keep him going through the particularly hard missions.
dilf!dick grayson that knew you were the one from the beginning. seeing how well you were with his family and how in tune you were with each other was the cherry on top. he's been late to dates due to vigilante problems, has come to your house in the middle of the night in need of patching up, has even called you at the early hours of the day just to rant about a bad argument he got into with bruce. you've truly seen him at his ups and downs and still manage to look at him as if he’s the only man to ever exist.
throughout your relationship he’s had to deal with girls hitting on him and men trying their chances with you. you’ve been nothing but loyal to him and he knew he didn’t have anything to worry about. but after having your two troublesome kids, it’s as if everyone has their eyes on you. college boys at the local bar drunkenly talking about how hot that milf in the corner is. dilf!dick grayson has to physically hold himself back after one in particular starts being extra vulgar. comments of “i bet she knows how to use her mouth perfectly” and “would love to play daddy for her kids if that meant i got to see those tits everyday”. he hasn’t felt his skin crawl this much in years and you can definitely see the wheels turning in his head after you tried to calm his nerves with a “c’mon, honey. just ignore them”. and he really was going to leave it alone until he could tell the guy's friends were encouraging him to come over. so dick does what he always does best. show off. he's gripping your hips with his large hands, one of them wandering down to the fat of your ass where he squeezes and swallows your small gasp with his mouth. he kisses with his whole body, and if this frat guy wasn't able to tell that he's the only "daddy" your kids need, than the hungry look in his eyes as he ravishes your mouth is enough to show him.












