#dilf discourse

[kiwikipedia]

He’s not a dilf if he don’t got stress lines stop tagging 20 somethings as dilfs they are fresh faced and baby I’m going to gnaw your leg off

[mitzpe-rimon]

re: every dilf discussion I encounter, here's a discussion I (the flowery pfp) have had with a friend

[commonstarguy]

If you're looking at a man with absolutely no DILF qualities whatsoever just say you want a silver fox and go. You want an attractive older man? Just say it.

[de-geas]

Brighton manager 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[randomnameless]

No dilfcourse anymore?

Ask @araisanata

But lbr, I wouldn't be surprised is Balthus (especially post-TS CF!Big B) is a Dilf, even if he doesn't know it.

[randomnameless]

Manfroy canonically fucked, so...

Begone

Dilf discourse is welcome on this blog, but Manfroy sexualisation? No, never.

[randomnameless]

enough with the sexy ionius content!

I have never said Ionius was sexy.

He merely could have looked like something else than a dried potato in his youth, because he managed to seduce 11 women (or maybe he didn't seduce them at all and they were brought to him by families who wanted to have more importance in Enbarr).

Also, Cipher gave us young!Garon who is nothing like the version we see in-game. Sadly it died before we could see Ionius and Ludwig and Lambert and Rodrigue without his gfdi facial hair in his prime.

Basically : Ionius could have been Seteth!tier in his prime, but then he attempted to centralise everything, and became besties with mole people, and sold his children to mad scientists, and ended up like what we see in the game, a crusty old man.

[milfgritty]

When you walk into the Wells Fargo Center next season you're gonna get an ad on your phone that says hot dilfs 25 feet away. Like those illegal streaming ads.

I would simply ✨leave✨