#dilf shit

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🤯🥹🥲😍🫶🏽

[cunninglinguist-69]

wikihow on acquiring a DILF on the short-term:

around 5-7PM on a friday, go to a business district or somewhere near upscale business buildings. find a bar (dive bars preferably, hipster places are good too). enter that bar and sit at the counter with a glass of wine. a dilf should approach you within 20-40 min.

disclaimer: ymmv! you won't find much personality there but that's not what i was looking for 🥰 to raise your rate of success, wear something nice but not too nice (you can get mistaken for a sex worker in a bigger city).

rate of success: 7.5/10. definitely worth trying

[christiancageadvocate]

rent free

[christiancageadvocate]

that time he wore jeans and the timeline was in shambles because of it.

his power >

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he said what he said bye

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The Captain.