#dillyboppin

[alanisacowboykiller]

more pathetic butch representation. representation for butches that are fucking pathetic . bottomy useless butches who couldn't put the moves on someone with a gun to their head. useless. floppy. so submissive. good at following directions. easy in all senses of the word.

[ohcommayouknow]

Two thoughts about trans rights in the u.s. rn: 

1. If you are not with us you are inherently against us; solidarity from allies is the only means by which trans people will retain any rights or protections during this time. It is not enough that we protect each other- systemic oppression keeps us from those critical places where actionable decisions are being made right now to value or devalue our lives; not every DEI initiative at every organization has a trans person on the board, not every state has a trans rep in office, and so forth.  From orgs that are under pressure to repeal affirmative action, to doctors who are under pressure to repeal our care: cis allies need to show up and show out for us if we are going to survive. 

2. All of this has been done before: Though federal protections for trans people were a legitimate victory, their repeal comes as no surprise, and trans communities have survived without legal protections for decades.

The way I see it: we were never reliant on the government in the first place, so this isn't exactly a letdown. Its a return to a status quo where collective organizing in queer and trans communities is essential for our survival. 🫂 <3

[ohcommayouknow]

running list of nicknames for my dog

Actual name: Gioia (pronounced joy-ah; Italian term of endearment that roughly translates to "my joy")

nicknames (earliest first):

1. Gioiatita Bonita

2. Super Duper Baby Booper / Booper / Boops / Lil' Boop

3. Boobala / Boober

4. Poopyhead / pooper

5. Eeber / Lil' eeber

6. Sneebert / Sneebs / Microsneebert (contributed by my youngest brother, riffing off of the unit of measurement "microsievert")

(sneebert / sneebs is what I call her most often atm. "being an eeber" / "sneeberting" has become a bit of a verb for me too. here are examples of "being an eeber" and "sneeberting":)

7. Capitan Fluffybutt

(source:)

8. Peewee Mondays (contributed by my friend Erin, as their earnest reaction to this image)

9. Stinky Dinky / Stinky Dinky Doodle / Little Stink / Dinky

10. babycake / diddol baby (like liddol baby but weirder)

[ohcommayouknow]

fumbled the bag (decided not to sub for high school gym tmr)

[commaiscomma]

Hello!!

If you follow me, you may notice my posts becoming less frequent!! No crazy reason why - just got a job that demands more of my time; normal Growing Up Stuff.

I am going to start a newsletter as a (potentially) more viable way for me to share content with people who care to see it. You can subscribe by slappin' your email here.

much love <3

[alanisacowboykiller]

NEEEEEEEEEED TO GIVE CRAZY HEAD TO A TBOY BEFORE I GET MY LIP PIERCING ON THE 19th

[alanisacowboykiller]

this comic is literally driving me insane. i have never seen arcane i don't know anything about these dudes but i viscerally deeply need a femmy dude bouncing on my strap and moaning. this post singlehandedly motivated me to combat my internalized biphobia because i deserve crazy transgender mlm sex. god damn it

[alanisacowboykiller]

achievement unlocked: bottom dysphoria