#dillydallying

[king-of-mercury]

accurate depiction of me as a child licking a salt lamp

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ok this is based off a true story, i used to lick salt lamps when i was little. THEY TASTED GOOD..??!?? and i used to just eat straight salt. Why was i so obsessed with salt!??!

alt. version, hi little venus

salt lamp.

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[kingdeded3]

i look like a normal person but on the inside i wish sniper was in my bed

there are two wolves inside of me, they both yearn for sniper tf2

edit- okay i see i see 👀 ill do it one more time keep those eyes OPEN

ignore the terrible cropping

[alchemisoul]

[king-of-mercury]

i wanted to draw the king of all dogs stupidly. i did this. am i ashamed? no.

btw looks sloppily drawn and prob innacurate but idk im too lazy to search for good refs.. also why would i need to lock in for a solely satire artpeice?

REF IMAGES BELOW.. aka images I used for a reffrence

ok yeah THIS is the image that inspired me, i found it on this video and its SO GOOFY i had to draw KOAD as it

this is beautiful

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[king-of-mercury]

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this is so terrible but i dont care i'm already tired enough as is... give me a break..💔

i apologise for my blog being so nothingburger at the moment but, here's a kind of awful weezer album rendition.

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[king-of-mercury]

* heavily inspired off oomfs artwork... prob redraw esque, *

also sad... :(

ok this is my art for today, if i dont end up crashing and falling asleep later

[king-of-mercury]

⤷ ゛december....? ˎˊ˗

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it's december??? already?? halloween felt like yesterday....

ok but im not complaining the feeling of christmas being near is nice, but.... time... please slow down.. * but not too much, can time just slow down a little bit... *

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[king-of-mercury]

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on my nintendo switch i do not even make miis that are actually me.

..what i DID make, though.

whatever the hell this is

stupid ass mii..

i was gonna initially make myself in the miitopia demo but i gave up, made the preset immensely stupid.

i laugh at this though so it is alright !!

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