#dimitri cirillo

[axolotlfied]

Dimitri and Felix 💕

Their first "date" was when Dimitri realized that his parents would be more inclined to give him money if he had a girlfriend, and that Felix would be more than okay pretending to be that. They went out to dinner and Felix did a **very** good job being a doting girlfriend for the paparazzi

[lee-the-eel]

silly poll time I'm pitting my two favorite boys up against each other

Felix Ortiz: cringe weirdo loser boy. gay and very repressed. convinced that if he does drag then nothing he does can be considered gay. bad at people skills and very pissy but good at counting cards. keeps getting kicked out of casinos because of this

Dimitri Cirillo: flirty rich boy who keeps wasting all his parents money gambling. very bad at gambling but very good at reading people. a little bit of an idiot and very gnc. played a ridiculous amount of dating sims in his teens and it stuck with him. wishes Felix would just chill out for once

which one better

Felix

Dimitri

Voting ended onMay 18, 2023

[lee-the-eel]

unfortunately the best form of media for Felix and Dimitri is a four season long buddy comedy/drama called “The House Always Loses” or some shit in which Dimitri is a heterosexual playboy and Felix is a total nerd who has one poorly written girlfriend for like three episodes and as a subplot once Felix has to dress up as a girl and it’s played for laughs and throughout the whole thing there are homosexual undertones like a lingering gaze or a slightly weird comment and fangirls on tumblr go crazy for it. Unfortunately i can’t do that so the second best form is comic in my mind

[axolotlfied]

Dimitri and Felix 🐑

Them going to live on a farm is the Good Ending. I think they'd both like it. It'd be good for them