Hotzenplotz Head cannons That I have never posted here! (For some reason)
-Does not like being touched
-It was his idea to build the coffee mill
-really protective of seppel
-has played multiple pranks on Dimpfelmoser specifically (he got in trouble)
-first one to suggest something stupid and dangerous (he needs action)
- actually really extroverted
-has a suspicion that Zwackelmann Is a Vampire (he looks too much like Dracula for Kasperl)
-gets way too easily attached to things or people
-is the first one to apologize for anything
-prefers not to talk to anyone
- doesn't like to make decisions (he would rather Kasperl take the lead)
-is scared of loud noises
- socially awkward (what living alone in the woods will do to a man)
-Plays ruff and immediately crumbles when faced with a negative response (he feels bad)
- love language is gift giving
- looks really scary and intimidating but just doesn't know what to say or do
- knows Zwackelmann since they were kids
- would actually be a good dad
- has a crush on Zwackelmann but mistakes it for platonic love
-is actually interested in Zwackelmanns ramblings
- hates his job (specifically having to deal with Hotzenplotz)
- really skeptical about any magic
- got lead around and mocked by Hotzenplotz multiple times
- is not taken seriously mostly
- has it out for Kasperl (he's a brat in his opinion)
-has lost (got stolen) his police bicycle multiple times now
- is shy about actually saying I love yous to Schlotterbeck
- doesn't know when to stop
- doesn't get social cues
- Most favorite ability is to teleport
- actually visits Kasperl and Seppel regularly
- mostly chills on tree branches
- pranks everybody she knows (got in some trouble alright)
- likes toads and frogs way more for some reason
-barely leaves his castle (only if he really has to)
- gets way too easily aggravated
- can't swim and hates water in general
- only ever hangs out with Hotzenplotz
- actually has a crush on Hotzenplotz but is in complete denial about it
- if you move his stuff he's gonna end you (everything has it's place)
- animal/space/potato enthusiast
- is gonna explain everything in high detail
- gets mistaken for a vampire more times than he would like to admit
- love language is poking and random touching
- Dimpfelmoser was actually love on first sight
- Has turned wasti into multiple different animals before (she just couldn't reverse the crocodile)
- still practices witchcraft despite saying she won't
- knows about Zwackelmann and how dangerous he is
- actually met Zwackelmann once and thought she was gonna die for sure (he was surprisingly nice, he considered her a colleague)
- takes wasti only on walks in the early morning or in the dead of night
- has read nearly any book about magic
- hates when Kasperl and Seppel go to play in the woods
- has grown to like Hotzenplotz over time
- will be a grandma to everyone
- actually a good listener and advice giver
- sometimes has tea time with amaryllis (when she comes to visit)
- gave Dimpfelmoser and Schlotterbeck separately advice on how to win the other over
- adopted both Kasperl and Seppel
- made them both their hats
