Sooooo, you know about Wilbur right? The father of my kids, the president who became insane, and all that stuff? Uh... I may or may have not invited him for a family dinner tomorrow night and I was thinking that I need you to be my emotional support? I know that you aren't good with emotions and all that jazz but Gabriel is out on a date and you're the only other person I could trust. So, help me? -Thirteen very nervous
I will be there, of course but I must ask two questions:
Why do you think this is a remotely good idea?
If he tries to blow up your house, can I kill him?













