Me:
SnoozyAnon: Stares deep into my soul while eating bread
Me: Why are you like this.
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Me:
SnoozyAnon: Stares deep into my soul while eating bread
Me: Why are you like this.
We made a Dutch baby for dinner tonight and it came out so good I almost cried
radishes are punchy man
My sister's dinner
Sister: I'm scared to put this in my mouth.
Me: *looks in bowl*
Me: I always say that it doesn't have to look pretty as long as it tastes good, but... it can't look like *that*
I was out at dinner with 2 friends and this girl came up to me sat down extremely close and said "you look lonely" I didn't know how to respond so I was like "no, I have these 2" and she smiles and said "oh okay" then gave us all fist bumps. She returned to her table and everybody laughed a bit. Then after dinner my friend told me I should go up and give her my number and say "thanks for keeping me company" as a joke like what she did to me. So I did but gave her a fake number, and I walked away extremely fast before I busted out laughing and I herd her whole table bust out laughing and going " OH MY GOD!!"
me, about to open up some Grands biscuits: Aw, yeah I love opening these things! It's so fun!
biscuit tube: pop.
me: AHH GOD WHY
I went from making a simple, possible 20 minutes dinner to it taking an hour and a half with two separate phone calls. So now I have a bowl of chicken and rice and a bridal shower to plan for 4 weeks from now.
It's supposed to be spaghetti for dinner but we just discovered that there isn't enough spaghetti so instead were just throwing in all the noodles we have and making it a pasta free-for-all.