Gender is a spectrum and I'm on it. Somewhere. Probably

Elli. He/her. This blog has no theme. It's just whatever I feel like posting. Good luck!

[ramalamacreatures]

I couldn't resist, so I made it ✨️American Woodcock!✨

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[the-august-one]

Reblog if you appreciate when your followers point out that you've reblogged something that is Ai slop, so that you can rectify your mistake.

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[yesornopolls]

Before this, did you know that 'baby shark' was around in the 2000s as a campfire song and used to have lyrics about losing limbs?

Before this, did you know that 'baby shark' was around in the 2000s as a campfire song and used to have lyrics about losing limbs?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[dogpuppy]

[shed-n-shine]

Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol

[nanaluvbug]

i saw this video and had to draw her check out afrococoapuffs, she’s amazing!

[dajo42]

5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right

[dajo42]

[shinyhappygoth]

Shortcuts to determine if an integer is divisible by:

This is a given.

If the last digit is divisible by 2 (a.k.a. even), then so is the whole number.

If the sum of the digits is divisible by 3, then so is the whole number. The recursivity of this means that if the sum has multiple digits, you can add them up again until you get a single digit and see if it's 3, 6, or 9.

Like the rule for 2, but check if the last two digits are divisible by 4.

If it ends in 5 or 0.

If the rules for both 2 and 3 apply.

No shortcut. Alas.

Like the rules for 2 and 4, but check if the last three digits are divisible by 8. (Yes, this pattern keeps going for 16, 32, etc.)

Like the rule for 3, but the sum of the digits (or the sum of the sum of the digits, etc.) must be 9.

If it ends in 0.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.

Use your needle catcher.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

You'll never guess what's loose in my bed right now.

[summerf0x]

Baseball posting when your team is doing good: Yay we’re so good we’re going to make it to the playoffs!!!! and maybe even win the World Series 👀👀👀?

Baseball posting when your team is doing bad: I suppose it was my fault for believing that the world was a kind place where hope prevailed over despair

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[science-officer-spock]

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

#this is the beginning of a porno oh my god

[spirkonbaby]

Bones: You think two of us could take a drunk Vulcan?

Jim: Yes Of course

Bones: Okay good cause you know they’re 3x stronger than us

Jim:….Oh you meant in a fight

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[sepdet]

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[creekfiend]

what if I never got a fucking migraine ever again

[creekfiend]

WHAT IF NOBODY ON EARTH EVER GOT A MIGRAINE EVER AGAIN!!!!

[timelordsandkittens]

one of my cats loves being picked up so we do Snuggle Time where I pick him up and cuddle him and he headbutts me until he decides we're done. my other cat does Not like being picked up but whenever she sees me doing Snuggle Time with her brother she is obviously jealous. like girl. I would love to give you Snuggle Time but you would hate every second of it. we've established this. I love you but you hate being picked up and I've tried to do Snuggle Time with you and the results were exactly as expected. I'm sorry I can't Snuggle Time with you. I wish I could

[timelordsandkittens]

I love seeing text posts about house of the dragon (hotd) bc for a second I always think they're about how to train your dragon (httyd) and I'm always so confused. and it's glorious