#dinner prep

[some1s-sista]

Made a couple gallons of Chili for today but more importantly to get us through this week. Supposedly a snow storm heading this way (it never amounts to anything here so we’ll see) and my boy has another surgery Wednesday … Unless we’re snowed in.

[harperandhudson]

[satanisthomemaker]

Home Preparations for Dinner (NSFW)

Make sure your home is ready when your partner comes home!

Summon hellfire from below to keep the house cozy. 🔥🏚️

Be waiting at the door with a hot, steaming mug of sacrificial blood after you've brewed it with spices in the cauldron.☕🩸

Welcome them home with a kiss, then seat them at the table.

Proceed to strip naked and head to the kitchen to prepare the food.

Summon a helper demon to assist you.

Get your ass on the food cart and lay on your back (something you're probably good at😉)

Have the demon arrange the food onto your naked body in an aesthetically pleasing display. 🍱

Have the demon push you on the cart out to your awaiting partner, and tell them their meal is ready to eat. You will have eaten prior to your partner's arrival .

This indulgent display will prompt them to eat you,😉 once they are satisfied. The way to your partner's heart is through their stomach, and cunnilingus is the way to yours! 🩶

Enjoy! 😜

[yearofnew]

My chopping skills leave a little to be desired, but I do my best.

[sebski-lego]

Dinner Preparation

[introvertia]

[numba1-cheater-waluigi]

*he turns around*, "oh, I'm terribly sorry, i will help you with your chores", *as he walks back to him*, "so, what would these chores be exactly?"

{ ♞ } “ It is our duty to make the manor look presentable for tonight’s gala. Every room must be spotless and it must be done prior to 6 pm.” Sebastian retrieved his pocket watch from out of his vest pocket to see the time, they had precisely 3 hours to get things  ready.  “If you think you can manage, I must really start dinner preparations. There is going to be a nice banquet at the gala for our guests in indulge in between dancing and conversing .”

[didee-anne]

I decided I needed to get a little more organized in my life and to do that meant I needed to make a bunch of freezer meals.

I’ve never done it before but all the articles say it takes about 2-4 hours so what the heck, I can do that while Rory is at jiu jitsu and the kids are at Homelink.

2 days and 12 hours later I have 16 dinners in the freezer 😅😂😂

I’m proud of myself for not just throwing in the towel but man I’m not sure I want to try that again. I guess I’m just really slow at chopping veggies or whatever?

Also, thank GOD for Rory who stepped in the last few hours and basically just let me tell him what to do and he did it so I could sit down for a bit.