#dinner quotes

[ratinyourtrashcan]

*bows*

[genderlesgremlin]

This happened at dinner today

"why did you put croutons on your plate if you don't even have a salad?"

*Slams table* "YOU'RE FLAT AS A BORED BUT YOU STILL WEAR A BRA, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

[wepicy]

Dinner Quote By Dark Jar Tin Zoo, “She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.” - Dark Jar Tin Zoo,

[wepicy]

Dinner Quote By Dark Jar Tin Zoo “She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.” - Dark Jar Tin Zoo

[human-pan-blog]

"Well twist my arm spank my chicken and call me a farmer"

-Dad

[stretchy-bois]

At the dinner table

Brother: Did Pokemon have cuss words in it?

Mom: NO BUT IT HAD THE DEVIL

[kayliequotes]

Pokémon is more than just cards. It's a lifestyle.

My brother

[candied-tentacles]

There's no such thing as too much money or too much gravy

My mum