#dinolaur

[your-cryptid-boyfriend]

Also as a follow on to the last post I realized that it could’ve been @dinolaur or @tattoogeisha as they’ve both currently dragged me into new things. Damn you both. My life will never know peace.

[your-cryptid-boyfriend]

When Your Best Friend Drags You Into Their Insanity (Again).

Alright bitchees and bitchers, it’s time to put on your thinking pants and get to talking about

~*Puppet History*~

My darling dear best friend who drags me to hell whenever she so feels like it @dinolaur has drawn me into this clusterfuck of knowledge known as Puppet History (a show by Watcher).

AND I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS GODDAMMIT.

THE BOX CONTAINS THE WONDRIUM ARENA AND HOLOGRAM PROFESSOR IS SUSTAINED BY THE NOT-SOULS OF THE PUPPETS

THE PUPPET CREAM IS GOING TO TURN RYAN INTO A PUPPET

ALSO BECAUSE RYAN IS GOING TO BECOME A PUPPET, THE PROFESSOR NEEDED THE DINOSAUR DNA TO BECOME TALLER SO HE COULD BE TALLER THAN RYAN

NOW FOR SOME QUESTIONS I HAVE:

HOW LONG HAVE THE PTEROSAUR AND THE TYRANNOSAUR BEEN FUCK BUDDIES? OR IS IT A LOVING LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP?

WHAT OTHER COOL DINO DNA POWERS DOES THE PROFESSOR NOW HOLD?

AN ADD ON TO THE ABOVE WAS THE FUNNY IDEA THAT IF YOU’RE SCANNING FOR THE HEAT SIGNATURE OF THE PROFESSOR IT’S JUST IN THE SHAPE OF A HAND (because I was wondering if one of the advanced dino skills was hiding his heat signature but then I realized, like bones, he has none! Except for a human hand.)

IN CONCLUSION:

There is no conclusion but how the fuck do you end a manic ranting text post on Tumblr?

SO LONG FUCKERS!

[your-cryptid-boyfriend]

When one of your best friends *cough cough @dinolaur cough cough* doesn’t follow you back but whatever, I’ll still reblog your shit. BECAUSE YOU’RE TALENTED AND AMAZING.

[your-cryptid-boyfriend]

@dinolaur is a demon and that is all I have to say about that matter.

[darrenandaaron]

Werewolf Daycare by dinolaur (wordcount: 16,943) Sure, Stiles thought someday he’d be all right with being responsible for some kids. But not when he’s seventeen. And not when those kids are actually five werewolves and a hunter who are all inexplicably toddlers again. Freaking witches, man.

[drowninginfanfics]

His roommate never would have guessed looking at him, but Stiles seems to be into some pretty kinky stuff.

[justasadtrashhobo-blog]

Cain's having an existential crisis over a stupid 18 year old boy and Shlala and Syv are getting all the yelling.

[justasadtrashhobo-blog]

Shlala: I'm reading on my ipad, and I had my hand on the computer mouse, and I just got really confused when I used the scroll button and nothing happened on the ipad

Cain: ......

Cain: /slow clap