Xiumin: "Remember that time I said you were my wife? There's a BIG reason why I didn't say husband." #BigBaozi
Suho: "WAE WAE WAE WAE WAE WAE. That was my ringtone for you... I broke that phone in an hour, when you kept texting me about whatever whiny thing it was."
Lay: "Your smile looks like a kitty! ...I mean, an UGLY kitty!" *proud of himself for the roast*
Baekhyun: "Lay-hyung can't say mean things about your face, but I can. I do all the time. It's a ritual before CBX practices to keep the bad spirits away."
Chanyeol: "I'M NOT THE UGLY BEAGLE, YOU ARE!!!"
D.O: "I just want to ask... do you know how to sing quietly? Is that something your body even allows?"
Kai: "If there were a Complaining Olympics, you would get the Silver. And then you'd whine about that so much, they'd give you the Gold."
Sehun: "I second that, Kai. I learned from the best hyung when it comes to complaining. ...But I'm better and less annoying."