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[exobiasaday]

EXO as Squidward Tentacles Quotes

Xiumin: "Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent."

Suho: "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

Lay: "Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?"

Baekhyun: "Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong?"

Chen: "I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?"

Chanyeol: "Mayonnaise is not an instrument... horseradish is not an instrument either."

D.O: "Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider."

Kai: "Could I have something to eat?" (No) "Could I have something to eat?" (No) "Could I have something to eat?" (No)

Sehun: "But this is my only night to be fancy!"

[exhoe-imagines]

Minseok IS part of the dance line, 100% and anyone who disputes that needs to go to see concert and have their mind changed!! I think I'd have to marry Yixing, fck Kai, kiss Minseok OR marry Lay, fck Xiumin, kiss Jongin. Depends if Jongin is being Kai or Jongin X) there's such a huge difference, right?? what do you think it takes for him to be able to change so fluidly... [[also I've never been to Vegas but I def want to one day!!]]

100% AGREED !!!

and omg,, the duality of kim jongin,,, how does he do it,,, who is this demon named kai and what does he do with nini when that boy starts dancing,, the world may never know

good choices tho !!! we love marrying yixing LOL

(i’ve never gone either LOL !! i feel like jewels is constantly there tho skskksks,,, we love a party girl!!)

- admin ruby

🌙 SLEEPOVER SATURDAY🌙

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After nearly a year of being by Kyungsoo’s side, tonight would be the last night you’d see him. You were needed to film for your next project, while he had to practice for his comeback with EXO. Thankfully, you two could lounge around in a hotel room until it was time to go out to the red carpet and promote your film.

The two of you had grown incredibly close during your time together. It had started with having lunch together in the trailer, and now the two of you felt like you could take on the world together, though you’d have to do it on the down low. You had to keep the relationship hidden for the sake of your reputation, and his career. His band was at it’s peak, it wasn’t fair for him to be pulled down because of you.

The thought of not having time to see each other made you both feel nauseous; you’d become so dependant on each other and so used to being in each other’s presence day in and day out.  You couldn’t sneak into the EXO dorms to sleep with him on a given night. You’d have to go cold turkey.

During the three-week promotion, you used each other as much as you could, memorising every inch of each other; every mole, scar, stretch mark would be etched into your brain to keep you satisfied while apart.

You wanted your last time together to be memorable. You’d both come up with a plan for how the afternoon would play out, and how it will be something you could both look back on.

So here you were, laid at the edge of the bed dressed in a black silk nightgown, a collar and cat ears with his hands down your underwear, rubbing lazily over your bud while his lips attacked your neck with wet kisses. “Purr for me, Kitten,” he breathed against your skin, his fingers apply more pressure to you causing you to whimper. 

Your body gave away that you were close to your climax; your hips began shamelessly moving against the pads of his fingers in attempt to get yourself there faster.

Kyungsoo parted from you just as you were about to hit your orgasm to go start the camera recording the blissful sin you were about to partake in, leaving your kicking against the mattress.  

He returned to you, gripping your thighs to lean down and press kisses against your core. “Tell Master how much you like it when he kisses you here,” he smirked against your hip before he sunk his teeth into the flesh, creating his mark on you. A mewl was all you could offer him as a reply; you knew either way that his teasing would go on until you were seconds from imploding from frustration.

Kyungsoo pulled away from you when you didn’t give him a reply. “Are you disobeying Master by not answering?” he asked, a thick brow raising as his eyes trailed over the dewy skin of your face. “You know Master hates it when is Kitten doesn’t do as she’s told,” he moved to sit at the edge of the bed and patted his lap. “Come here. Get your punishment,” he glanced at you over his shoulder. “Don’t make me wait,” the tone was serious, making you comply and lay yourself over his thighs. “Count for me,” the black silk of the nightgown was pulled up around your waist and his hand rubbed a circle on your clothed  cheek before delivering a slap to it.

“One,” your eyes squeezed closed in attempt to help numb the dull pain that was sent through your body. “Two,” you hiss this time, the pain now sourcing from the other cheek. “Three,” your fingers dug into the carpet to keep yourself still. “Four,” the final blow allowed you to release a sigh, your body now limp in his lap. “So you can do as you’re told, Kitten,” he hummed, removing your panties so his hand could rub over your rear once more. “Stand up and take that night gown off for Master. He wants to see you.”

His hands held your waist to help you up to your feet, positioning you between his legs. Your eyes locked down to his as the silk was slowly pulled over your head and thrown to the side. His hands replaced the fabric, rubbing all over your exposed skin, causing you to shiver. “You like that?” he smirked up at you, to which you nodded. “Are you going to make lots of noise for Master?” he leaned forward to being a bath of kisses down your stomach, stopping above your woman hood. 

“Yes,” Your fingers came to his hair, gently pushing the soft strands away from his forehead. “Yes what?” a finger raised to lazily stroke over your clit once more “Yes Master,” you bit your lip as fingers gripped his hair. “Good,"  his hands left your body to free himself from the black trousers he wore, your eyes watching as his cock sprung free from it’s prison. “Turn around,” his fingers wrapped around his length, pumping slowly.

You turned to face the camera, the red flashing bulb making you nervous. Kyungsoo’s hands on your waist once more chased away that feeling, making you smile. He guided your hips down, sinking you onto his cock while his plump lips pressed to your shoulder. You quivered at the feeling for fullness he gave you, making him smile against you skin. “You like when Master fills you up, Kitten?” he let out a moan of his own when you tightened around him. 

You were given a few moments before his hands began to guide your hips in slow circles. “Can you ride Master, Kitten?” the warm hands left your hips to be a support against the bed. “Ride him well,”

Your hips began to raise and fall slowly, warming up to the feeling of him inside of you. Your eyes fell closed as the pleasure slowly seeped through your body, the bell on your collar ringing quietly with the descend of your hips. Your hands came to rest on his thighs to support you while your so the speed of your hips could increase. 

You heard a quiet moan leave Kyungsoo’s lips when you clenched around him, making you smirk. “Feel good, Master?” you asked, circling your hips against him.  

“Not good enough,” he roared, moving you to lay on the bed. He repositioned himself between your legs and slammed into you. The small bell around you neck added to the melody of his skin slapping against yours. “I’ll have to always be on top,” he muttered through clenched teeth, moving your arms to hook around his neck before he gripped your hips, keeping you place during his assault. 

Your eyes squeeze closed was his sign that you were close to your climax. So he decided to help you, fingers coming to your clit, rubbing over the nub to add to the intensity. Your body responded by jolting up into his; your chests now pushed together. 

He leaned down to press your heads together while you both basked in the final moments of the intimate activity before you both exploded into a blissful blur of pleasure. “Cum, Kitten,” his tone was trying it’s best to stay demanding, but the shaking was still peaking through. 

Your body arched fully off the bed as the electricity of the orgasm rippled through your body. A mix of slurs and his name fell from your lips. His own line of curse words left as he pull out of you.

You watched him paint white ribbons on your stomach through hazy eyes before giggling and relaxing fully onto the soft bed. 

A final kiss was pressed to your head before he stood to turn the camera off. He returned to you, falling next to you and pulled you to his chest, where you nuzzled into his chest. “That’ll be fun to watch back,” he whispered, fingers playing with your hair lovingly. “Now let’s go shower before they call for us.”

[smuttyfairy]

Okay, so I follow the blog and I see all these interesting conversations pop up on my feed every day and I think... these seem like exciting people who are on top of their fandoms and interact with the community a lot, I like that. And now requests are open :O I have to think really hard about this.... I'm probs going to stress myself out over this XD I'll be back

Requests for reactions are open! Requests for scenarios will open soon enough c:

[exobiasaday]

50 Shades of Kai/Jongin

// The safeword is: CHICKEN

well, well, well

you seem to have gotten yourself in a wonderful situation

you have a frisky, sensual, sexpot

AND a sweet, playful, dancer who loves to laugh

ALL IN ONE!

lucky, lucky you

// Playing with Jongin

play time with Jongin is a true treat

it’s all fun and games!

not because he’s super experienced

because he’s not, which makes him an excellent listener

he’s willing to defer to you

and give you lots of control

so long as you know what you want

he will deliver!

well, except for one thing

he’s not very into being a BDSM dom

because he’s very afraid of hurting you

this, of course, means the safeword never has to be used

he’d be beyond mortified if you ever had to say “CHICKEN”

the last thing Jongin wants is for you to feel uncomfortable in his arms

if you ever said “CHICKEN”

he’d go from concrete to jello

and would make sure to be absolutely sure he knew what he did

so he could never hurt you again

let me tell you about his secret kinks

do you like extended foreplay?

sensual aromatherapy massages?

soft butterfly kisses all over your body?

a man with so much rhythm and finesse

that you feel like you’re ballroom dancing even while lying down?

if you like all that, Jongin’s your man

and if not, he’s ready to listen to your every wish and make it come true

don’t be afraid to tell him

all he wants is you to be happy

as he lovingly caresses you with delicate touches all over

presses soft kisses to your neck

and whispers your name to check on you

to lets you know when he’s close.

he finds it very romantic when you finish together

once you’ve both exhausted yourselves

he might stay inside you for longer than necessary

it’s just another little thing he likes to do to feel close to you

afterwards, you may feel a bit tired, and so will he

but he doesn’t want to let you go

so imagine being held by strong arms that never want to let you go

while he listens to everything you have to say, sex related or not

and he tells you that he loves you so much

and he could never imagine being with another

who can perfectly match his tempo

// Playing with Kai

play time with Kai could hardly be called play time

because it’s N O T.  A.  G A M E.

he’s experienced in all areas of sexual things

which makes him an excellent partner

he can’t wait to show you a good time

and take control of your body

so long as you’re willing to be adventurous and obey

he will deliver.

let me tell you about his favorite thing

he’s very into being your BDSM dom

he has enough control to never really hurt you

but if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed

you can just say “CHICKEN!” and he will slow down and reassess

sometimes Kai’s so eager to please, he can go overboard

if you ever had to say “CHICKEN”

he’d go from cinderblock to very careful cinderblock

and would comfort you and ask if you want to continue

making a mental note never to do that thing again

let me tell you about his kinks

would you like to try blindfolding?

or BDSM roleplay with lots of toys?

or love bites all over your body?

a man with so much rhythm and rudeness

that you can easily follow and sync with his movements?

if you like all that, Kai’s your man

and if not, that’s okay, believe it or not, Kai can tone it down

don’t be afraid to tell him

all he wants is for you to be sexually sated

as he gives you a few spankings and pinches

applies light pressure to your neck

and talks dirty to you throughout the night

especially when he’s close.

he finds it very erotic when you finish together

after he’s pleasured every part of your body

he might stay inside you for a few extra minutes

he loves the feeling, and likes extending your sessions a bit

aftercare is all-inclusive, no matter how tired he is

100% no judgement, and now he’s 100% cuddles

imagine being held by his arms, still strong after all the activity

while he listens to your panting and how much you liked what he did

and he tells you that he loves you so much

and he could never dream of a better someone

to have this much fun with

[[ // Masterlist // ]]

[exobiasaday]

50 Shades of Kyungsoo

// The safeword is: SPAGHETTI

so this boy

he has gained a lot more confidence since you two started going at it

he’s gotten more kinky as well

at the beginning he had no kinks

his only kink was putting his d inside you

and now it seems like every week he’s leading you to try something new

but he also knows how to #LoveYouRight

and will let you bring your kinks to the bedroom too

it’s difficult for him to relinquish control

but he does it because he loves you

// Soo In Control

so you know how EXO loves to make him do aegyo and shit

he does the same thing to you

he loves torturing you and making you do stuff

only he makes you do nasty things with him, not aegyo

when his brain gets in the gutter... it’s quite a nasty gutter

like he’s said himself, he’s not a pure guy...

he loves strapping you down to things

or bending you over tables

and banging your lights out

like you’ll be eating dinner and you tell him you like his cooking

and next thing you know he’s pulling your pants off

Kyungsoo likes it when you moan, it lets him know you feel good

but he’s not a moaner, he’s very quiet with the exception of a few grunts

he is ROUGH on you

but also very self-aware

and hardly ever takes it to the point where you need the safeword

once you did use the word when you were literally about to choke on him

you’d slapped his thighs to make him give you air

but your mouth was full so you couldn’t use the safeword

it took a few seconds too long for him too realize

“aaaa-gaaa-aaahh ! ! !”

but then he calmed down

and he had instantly got on his knees to check on you

“are you okay?”

“was that too rough?”

“did I hurt you?”

you had some tears streaming down your cheeks

but you were fine

and from that day on, you had a safe word and a safe action

if you ever slapped his thighs again

HE WOULD REMOVE HIS D FROM YOUR MOUTH

// You In Control

sometimes you’re in control, most times you’re “in control”

he likes it when you tell him what you want him to do to you

like where you want him to bite you and leave love marks

he eats that shit up (pun intended, please laugh)

hearing you say you want him really gets him going

but on the rare occasion that you get him to agree

he will let you do whatever you want

A N Y T H I N G .  G O E S .

as you know, he’s quiet in the bedroom

(or wherever you’ve decided to do it, since you’re in control)

when you make him feel really, really good, he’ll groan

and you’ll catch him trying to quiet himself

which can work, up to a point

but it’s no use if it’s really good

he’ll just about scream

especially if you ride him just right

while looking right into his eyes

he also loves it when you cuff him or bind him to the bed

there’s something about having to submit to you completely

that really turns up the volume

doesn’t matter who else is around

they’ll know exactly what’s going on

and you suspect, despite his attempts to keep quiet...

...he might like people knowing, just a little bit

which is why lately he’s been letting you dominate more

and he’s been giving some pretty blatant hints that’s what he wants

“so what do you want to do tonight?”

“I was gonna chill with Jongin, but I told him maybe tomorrow”

“maybe we can just put on a movie in my room...”

“yeah, the other guys are home, but they don’t want to watch this”

and you drag it out, because that’s part of your play with him

until he’s all but begging you to get in his room

and take off your clothes

and make him have to explain the noise later on

[exobiasaday]

EXO as Buzzfeed Quizzes

Xiumin: Which Possible Illuminati Member Are You?

Suho: Can We Guess Your Relationship Status Based on the Grocery Shopping You Do?

Lay: Take This Quiz, Design Your Own Unicorn Stable, And See If You're Worthy Of Owning A Unicorn

Baekhyun: Did You Ruin Everything?

Chen: Is Your Boyfriend Great or Just a Raccoon?

Chanyeol: What Grade Are You Getting In Life?

D.O: Which Melancholy Vegetable Matches Your Personality?

Kai: This Is The Hardest Fried Chicken Quiz You'll Ever Take

Sehun: Rule An Empire In 8 Steps And We'll Give You An Egyptian Pharaoh To Marry

[exobiasaday]

EXO Reacts to the Grapefruit Technique

contains: some smut, some fluff / “NAW” / youtube / “HELL NAW” / citrus

[ // Masterlist // ]

// Minseok

“You want to do THAT to me??”

After explaining that you didn’t want to do the technique, you just thought it was funny, he laughed along with you.

“I thought you’d gone crazy for a second...” he laughed, but then gave you a look.

“What?”  He looked like he was scheming.

“We can’t use a grapefruit, but we could use... something else.”

He took the laptop and went to the sex toy section of Amazon.  You loved when he got creative ideas.

// Junmyeon

Junmyeon shut the laptop after the the video ended.  “Where did you find that video?”

“My friend showed it to me.”

“Which friend?”

You were a bit surprised when he kept asking questions instead of laughing.  But then you finally understood.

“I don’t want to do that!  It’s just hilarious how seriously she takes it and when she makes those noises!”

“Oh...  OH.  OHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!”

Now assured you weren’t trying to burn him, for the rest of the day, he made grapefruit jokes that were way less funny than the video itself.

// Yixing

You couldn’t stop laughing after seeing the video, so you sent it to Yixing in a text, but still hadn’t received a reply 15 minutes later, even though he’d read the message.  You sent another:

“Did you watch the video?”

He replied:

“Baobei... I’m sorry, but I don’t think this is safe.  Grapefruits are very acidic, I think this would hurt me.”

“I don’t want to try it, I just was really funny!!!”

“Ohhh, hahahaha, it was funny”

But now that you’d gotten him thinking dirtier thoughts, he didn’t want to stop sexting you.

// Baekhyun

“...This isn’t a good idea, Jagi.  At all.”

“I know.”

“But you know what is a good idea?”

“What?”

He took your hand and put it on his crotch.

You looked at him.

He looked back at you.

You squeezed.

He wiggled his hips against your hand.

You proceeded to do the technique, but without the grapefruit.

// Jongdae

“I like the way you think Jagi...” he said in a low voice, heading to the refrigerator.  “I don’t think we have a grapefruit, but will an orange work?”

“Jongdae, no!” you laughed.  “I don’t want to try it, I just wanted to show you!”

“Oh.”  He frowned and looked down at his already open jeans.  Even a bad idea got him excited.  “You can’t just leave me like this.”

You should have expected the video to lead to this kind of scenario.

“Can I just use my hands instead of a fruit?”

“Of course~”

// Chanyeol

“Hehehehe, Jagi, where did you find this?!”

“Just online!  Isn’t it hilarious?!”

“YES!”

You both roared with laughter, but he was the first to calm down.  He looked a bit wistful.

“What?” you asked.

“You spend so much time online, and maybe we should spend more time together, like this."  He took your hand.

“I agree,” you said, giving him a kiss.  Together, you continued to look through the poop section of YouTube.

// Kyungsoo

“I can’t believe that woman thought she was giving good advice!”  Kyungsoo couldn’t stop shaking his head and laughing.

He knew you were too smart to suggest something that would hurt him and you rewatched the video with him a few times, laughing more and more each time.  Also each time, he seemed to get a little closer to you.

You put your arm around him and he kissed you.

“I love your sense of humor!”

// Jongin

Kai’s giggles didn’t stop until the next day.  Every time he saw you, he’d just laugh and mimic the woman’s bj noises from the video.  It was funny for a while, but even you didn’t think it was that funny.

But he did.  And you had to ignore it for the most part.

It wasn’t until a week later when you saw him come home with a grapefruit that you had to make sure he knew you didn’t want to actually try it.

“I know, I know,” he wheezed, as hard as he’d done after first seeing the video.  “I just want us to eat it together and watch the video again!!!”

// Sehun

“We’re trying this, right now.  I think we have a grapefruit, I’m getting it.”

You tried to stop him, but he was stronger.  He had the grapefruit on the cutting board before you could stop him.

“Sehun, stop!”

“No, I want to try it.”

“I didn’t show it to you for us to try!”

“Then why’d you show it to me?”

“I’ll give you a regular bj, just put the fruit away!”

“I mean, if you insist...”